Jason

[Jason @TheBookofJay]

Some of Y'all are forgetting the time when Joe Jonas was the hot one and it shows

[Jason @TheBookofJay]

@CaleGranton man eater...hall and oates

[Jason @TheBookofJay]

Making a CSI Miami porno. Calling my Character Fellatio Caine. Does anyome know if this already exists?

[Jason @TheBookofJay]

So in movies when chicks say "I'm going to go freshen up", that means...mhmm. Girls you nasty

[Jason @TheBookofJay]

They play the hava nagila at leafs games. Just curiois if they play "the hockey song" at bar mitzvahs? Asking for a friend...

[Jason @TheBookofJay]

Had a dude serve me today at the coffee shop whose name was Graeme. I stared at him confused for 2 minutes because i didnt know how to pronounce it. Miss the days when the dude who served you was named Mike, or Jack.

[Jason @TheBookofJay]

My life is a constant struggle of wanting to be lean but also loving cereal for dinner

[Jason @TheBookofJay]

TLC makes a song about not wanting a broke ass man and it's okay but Trump grabs one woman's pussy and it's the end of the world #MAGA

[Jason @TheBookofJay]

Went to Ikea and saw 3 relationships end before my eyes after 10 minutes of walking around #Ikea #CouplesCounselling #NotTheHurdal

[Jason @TheBookofJay]

The fact that i can get 30 nuggets from BK for under 5$ is exactly why the US has an obesity problem

[Jason @TheBookofJay]

Stuck at the US border because some chick said she is a huge Taco eater. Not sure if they hate lesbians or Mexicans #TrumpsAmerica #Confused

[Jason @TheBookofJay]

@BazookaJoeV my girlfriend sa you at the gym today and was too starstruck to say hello. Told her she should have grabbed a photo #Lift4Life

[Jason @TheBookofJay]

There are many ways to eat ice cream. My favorite is to eat the whole carton and then spend the next 2 hours crying out of self loathing

[Jason @TheBookofJay]

POW: you don't know torture
Me: Costco on Sunday Morning
POW: I'm sorry

[Jason @TheBookofJay]

Want to sincerely apologize to my girlfriend for my previous post. #SheMadYall

[Jason @TheBookofJay]

Girlfriend thinks I never pay attention to her. Not true. I just don't value her oppinion and won't validate her being by responding. #Hater

[Jason @TheBookofJay]

Polygamy is that timeshare of relationships

[Jason @TheBookofJay]

Toilet paper is like every girlfriend I have ever had...never there when I need it the most. #ToiletPhilosopher

[Jason @TheBookofJay]

Pretty sure the Syrian conflict could be solved if we just dropped McCain Deep N' Delicious cakes from above #SavinTheWorld

[Jason @TheBookofJay]

Somewhere around Half way through the McCain Deep n' Delicious cake I realized that it's almost bikini season #BasicBitch