Kar•Uh

professional zombie, aspiring vampire.

[Kar•Uh @Thebooksmartini]

Ordering an espresso martini and seeing a movie by myself, like god intended

[¿ @umlarp]

putting in my too weak notice

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Ok hear me out: instead of all of us having to become extremely knowledgeable on a new infectious disease every 3-6 months, what if we got a large group of experts together and just put them in charge of giving us easy to understand health recommendations. They could also do things like track outbreaks and predict future concerns.

[mrs. wind up bird @pop_mycology]

I wish essays like this would acknowledge that you, as a woman, can opt the fuck out, even as you’re powerless to change the world around you. Life gets a lot more colorful when you do.

[Kar•Uh @Thebooksmartini]

oh the Mitch, oh the Mitch, oh the Mitch is baaaaack

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Sen. Mitch McConnell’s office releases a photo of him in the hospital.

[our band could be your wife @grace_roso]

Nothingmaxxing

[Kar•Uh @Thebooksmartini]

@corxcx Becky with the good hair 🙂‍↕️

[Kar•Uh @Thebooksmartini]

@d0ublestandard Yippeeeeee

[Double Standard @d0ublestandard]

American Psycho (Live from Diamond City Studio) is out NOWWW BTWW

https://t.co/ZsYKT3r13O

[Ara @lefilmara]

SHEESH 😮‍💨

[ryan @thisismeryan13]

I'm currently obsessed with this man inconvenienced by the building collapse situation on East 42nd Street: "It's a real snafu."

[Kar•Uh @Thebooksmartini]

Overheard a tween boy rate Minions and Monsters a 6 out of 10

[Variety @Variety]

Zendaya arrives to #TheOdyssey world premiere 🤍

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

does anybody have a timeline (re: this too passing)

[Kar•Uh @Thebooksmartini]

I pretty much always keep my AC set to 78 degrees and it’s not that bad

[goob @emyboxd]

who hype for the minions movie

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

sending this to my doctor in mychart every day until my labs are posted

[Her messy tea @erikatheecasier]

being on meds in this weather

[KT @cranberrysace]

this happened to me in real life