The Mailman

I am the Mailman and I always deliver hot sports takes! Legally a parody account.

[The Mailman @TheBoolMan69]

Happy National Crush a Can Day! Mailman only crushses PBR's on my head after i down them in one gulp like a seagull, but NEVER behind the wheel or while operating heavy machinery -mailman

[NORTH ⭐️ SPORTS @NSS_MN]

#UFC269 Preview and Predictions https://t.co/7Sw8cI7Tsd

[NORTH ⭐️ SPORTS @NSS_MN]

North Star Sports' UFC Rankings: November 20, 2021: Post #UFCVegas43 https://t.co/lmOuIvjMC9

[The Mailman @TheBoolMan69]

@DrewBPeterson I guess I could make time in my day to call some games, but potential employers should know I don’t get out of bed for less than eight figures an appearance

[NORTH ⭐️ SPORTS @NSS_MN]

The Owen Elle Show | Ep 147: UFC FN: Brunson v. Till Preview https://t.co/MbkafZQup0

[The Mailman @TheBoolMan69]

I declare today, August 12th, to be International Mailman Day!

[The Mailman @TheBoolMan69]

The demand for the Mailman only gets higher and higher as time goes on!

[NORTH ⭐️ SPORTS @NSS_MN]

Here is an updated look at the Bous Cup Playoffs in the wake of #NSS46! (C) Owen takes on Goosemen in the Finals next weekend, Jordan and Reagan fight for third place. Other match-ups include Captain v. Quincy and Drew v. Kielsa!

[The Mailman @TheBoolMan69]

@DrewBPeterson @OwenElleMN They don’t have powerful enough TV antennas to handle the ratings I would bring to them.

[NORTH ⭐️ SPORTS @NSS_MN]

THE MAIN CARD SHOWDOWN IS HERE! #NSS33 kicks off with the opening rounds of the March World and Invitational Grand Prix!

MCS WGP
(C) Elle v. (1) Francis
(2) Hoverman v. (5) Peterson

MCS IGP
(3) Kielsa v. (4) Jerry
(6) Abel v. (9) Captain

#UFCVegas22

[The Mailman @TheBoolMan69]

@NorthStarMIN @SportsFanHoov I think we need another side for total title defenses

[NORTH ⭐️ SPORTS @NSS_MN]

After a historic event in #UFC259, we have MASSIVE changes in our #UFC rankings! Jan Blachowicz enters the #P4P Top-5, Kyler Phillips makes a statement in a loaded Bantamweight division, and Aleksandar Rakic potentially cements a future title shot at LHW!
https://t.co/GqI1CKYYzA

[NORTH ⭐️ SPORTS @NSS_MN]

#NSS31 is finally upon us! The Battle for the NSS strap starts now!

[The Mailman @TheBoolMan69]

Anyone who’s ever bet against the Mailman has gone broke

[NORTH ⭐️ SPORTS @NSS_MN]

Be sure to tune into our preview of #UFCVegas20! Predictions for each fights, a Lock of the Week, and MCS story-lines! #UFC #MMA #MMATwitter https://t.co/7NvgO2ELKv

[The Mailman @TheBoolMan69]

You think you have power now @DrewBPeterson? I personally guarantee a knockout will be delivered at #NSS29 when I derail the Locomotive’s hype train in devastating fashion ✉️

[The Mailman @TheBoolMan69]

No one will ever stop the Mail from being delivered #NSS28 📬

[The Mailman @TheBoolMan69]

@manscaped @NorthStarMIN

[The Mailman @TheBoolMan69]

@steves_simpson

[The Mailman @TheBoolMan69]

The Mailman needs a true challenger to emerge in the Main Card Showdown 🥱🥱🥱

[NORTH ⭐️ SPORTS @NSS_MN]

TARGETED #NSS27 MATCHES:

⭐️Elle v. Captain
⭐️Peterson v. Kielsa
⭐️Young v. Pip
⭐️Hoverman v. Abel
⭐️Wiegart v. Jerry
⭐️Francis v. Patrick
⭐️Vogel v. Todd
⭐️Granpoo v. Magnuson
⭐️Ireland v. Schaller