Rodrigo Borgia

His Holiness Rodrigo Borgia. Here We will be discussing the daily trials that occupy Our efforts in Our Holy struggle to restore the Catholic Church to purity.

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Holy See 'boot sale'! We are accepting ducats for the sale of Cardinal Sforza, no longer of the Holy cloth. Selling those separately.

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Sounds like Our kind of monastery... http://t.co/oiq6tM7

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We have heard that the plague makes one's tongue boil and loll, causing the infected to resemble a frog. Ironic...

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@GiuliaLaBella Of course We have not forgotten our Angelic treasure, quite the converse: you are never out of Our mind, Giulia Farnese

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@GiuliaLaBella @NicholasRomanov We are not at liberty to discuss the French, but We see much possible 'benefit' in Our Holy alliance.

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@GiuliaLaBella Baby Borgia is a blessing from God indeed. It is making Us remember the days when @theborgiawife bore children... #broody

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So happy that We are now a Holy grandfather! Our family grows by the second. And he is handsome! Takes after Us, surely.

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We were a little perturbed as well as humoured by all this talk of impotence. Poor Sforza. The very idea disturbs Us!

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We thank the Holy Lord that the honourable French King was dealt with, and We can get back to our sparkly robes which do not itch.

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@GiuliaLaBella @Borgia_Lucrezia Our beloved Lucrezia is ill? A fever? Plague? Pneumonia? Tell Us at once!!

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@GiuliaLaBella @NicholasRomanov The situation is grave, friends. There is little Holy fun to be had presently. The French must be stopped

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We are enduring another boring day in the empty Holy See. The benefit? We are wearing no robes, and only Our Papal crown. #liberating

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@GiuliaLaBella - We await your return to The Holy See with baited breath and warm lips....

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@Cardinal_Borgia We are pleased to see Our eldest son is learned.

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Went to Mass today - and the Vatican was empty. Blast that deserting College of Cardinals! So We had a little sing-a-long by Ourselves.

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@Cardinal_Borgia Our true self, Cardinal? Bluntly, We are both the Holy Father and the grump who smacked you when you were small & annoying

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@WhiteZinWench We don't believe their is much of a doubt in regards to this matter - the way of the Holy Lord is clear.

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@NicholasRomanov Our warmest thanks, and blessings, Tzar. We think you should visit Rome with haste - We could have the Almighty of parties

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@Borgia_Lucrezia And We miss your sweet kiss, Lucrezia. We regret sending you away... Come home!

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@GodsAssassin We like your protective tone. It is always good to find friends of The Holy See. Ensure that Lucrezia returns home safely.