Boris Khaykin

Comedian, sketch writer/director, Omelet flipper. From Odessa, Ukraine.

[Boris Khaykin @theBorisK]

Capitalism is when you get to live off your rich dad, socialism is when we ALL get to live off your rich dad

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Did you know Marlon Brando almost played Genghis Khan?!

We discuss the most deadly movie in American History on this week’s American Loser Podcast!

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Doctors are saying the only way to save Giuliani is to fix visible signs of disorder - comb his hair, make sure his glasses don’t have any cracks, and wash and scrub graffiti markings

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Sick

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I was the victim of an anti Jewish hate crime tonight. They held me down and cut off my horns

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Women made up singing the national anthem at baseball games just so they could find out who’s bald

[Lou Perez @LouPerez]

Stop Letting White Supremacists Get Away With Cultural Appropriation - @theBorisK
https://t.co/7STpn1ocKS

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No kings?? Not even short kings?!?

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@youngmalevoters They killed him for this

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They killed him for this

[Bike Monk Ben @youngmalevoters]

Phil Hartman on immigration, 1997

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Wow, I love my mayor!

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@LouPerez 🙏🙌

[Lou Perez @LouPerez]

I wrote the script and produced the video. But the great Boris Khaykin @theBorisK gifted me that line. Hire that man to fulfill your joke punch-up needs.

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I can’t believe Trump extended my vacation in Puerto Rico without congressional approval

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what?! I said, no! We have perfectly good socialist dipshits at home!

[New York Post @nypost]

Venezuelan leader Nicolas Maduro, wife, headed to NYC where they were indicted, Trump says https://t.co/0Q38Om0aCu

[Boris Khaykin @theBorisK]

@nypost what?! I said, no! We have perfectly good socialist dipshits at home!

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Trump playing YMCA at his rallies gonna hit different now

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That’s why democrats didnt wanna release the Epstein files, cuz it proves Trump is a queer icon

[Lou Perez @LouPerez]

My new show pairs stand-up comedy with wine and spirits. Comedy Tasting goes live twice this month with killer lineups: October 23rd and October 30th at Some Good Wine, NYC!

[Boris Khaykin @theBorisK]

Had to turn down the Riyadh Comedy Festival on account of my “Jewish gals be fuckin’ through a hole in a sheet, Muslim gals be doing everything BUT fuckin’ through a hole in a sheet” bit

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Did you know there’s a SECOND Jewish State?!

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