Facetuned Newt

They say that these are not the best of times
But they're the only times I've ever known

[Facetuned Newt @TheBosma]

Big book year for Andrew

[ᴀᴍʙᴇʀ 🦊⊹ ִֶָ𐙚 | ᵉᵛᵃʲᵃᶜᵏˢ | ; 📖 @amber_whisperrs]

#booktwt what's your top 3 reads of 2026 so far? 📚✨

[Facetuned Newt @TheBosma]

@avbeeker Images you can hear

[cassidy xcx @olsencassidy]

Shyamalan’s Trap but about this wedding

[🇵🇸 chicago nick @nickinthatband]

I would quite simply rather jump feet first into a trash compactor than ever have to hear about this hack ass band ever again

[Grace @gracecamille_]

just realized the chorus to Flashing Lights is not “you know i love the show LOST, but i never thought that you would take it this far”

[Facetuned Newt @TheBosma]

Put him down

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

HBD K9 🐾

#SmileLikeAPro | @Invisalign

[Facetuned Newt @TheBosma]

@BlakeWeiner I like to think it was guiding you away from the potholes in the worst parking lot in Dane County

[Yas ☭ @ReverendRunt]

JOAN BAEZ? Refusing to perform in front of white audiences in the segregated south Joan Baez? Tailed by the CIA Joan Baez? Stalked by white supremacists Joan Baez?

[Facetuned Newt @TheBosma]

@GentleDoofus Surprised no one is mentioning The Silence which, from my memory (it’s been a while), has that vibe to it. Hour of the Wolf and The Passion of Anna both dabble in it but not to the extreme of the other two

[Facetuned Newt @TheBosma]

This is me in the office on Hawaiian shirt Fridays (a made up office holiday that only I celebrate)

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

this is what some of you look like in short sleeve button-up shirts

[Facetuned Newt @TheBosma]

You know it’s gonna be a good Monk episode when Ambrose shows up

[vampire workday @imbobswaget]

watching an episode of monk with john turturro as monk’s brother ambrose…casting director cooked

[audrey @phlegmme]

Coastal liberal atheist shocks Mormon cashier by ordering dirty soda in perfect Utahn

[Alex @midsmoker34]

[Stomach already hurting bad as fuck from the clam chowder I had 20 minutes ago] I’ll have the salted butterscotch cappuccino iced please

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

After drafting Florida kicker Trey Smack in the sixth round last month, the Packers released veteran kicker Brandon McManus today, per source.

[Facetuned Newt @TheBosma]

Fun new pranks are coming to a mailbox near you

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

USPS May Soon Allow People To Ship Handguns Through The Mail For The First Time In Nearly 100 Years

[Facetuned Newt @TheBosma]

This is the best thing that’s ever happened

[Warner Bros. Clockwork @clockwork_wb]

KEN RUSSELL’S THE DEVILS.
The Director’s Cut. Restored and Remastered.
In Theaters October 16.

[Facetuned Newt @TheBosma]

And with the 216th pick in the draft, the Green Bay Packers have selected to shoot Brandon McManus to death in the street

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

At No. 216, the Packers selected kicker Trey Smack.

[Facetuned Newt @TheBosma]

I wonder if #Eagles fans are smoking crack

[Quay L.Jones🦅 #FlyEaglesFly SBLIX CHAMPIONS!! @QuayLJones3]

I wonder if the #Eagles would consider trading for Xavier McKinney to replace Reed Blankenship

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

All Fours by Miranda July