Brandon Alter

They/Them 🌈🔮🪐QUEER AF + HEALER + TAROT READER + ASTROLOGER🪐🔮 🌈 Co-Host @spiritualgayz Podcast 🌙 New Moon Tarotscopes @Queerty 🌍 Here to help.

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Ever since the South Node moved into Libra, the monthly Libra Moon is unpredictable and uncharacteristically spicy and strange. Anyone else feeling this?

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Empress Korto getting sent home was unacceptable and those judges need to take a long hard look at themselves. I’m livid and disappointed. This show used to be better than this. #ProjectRunway

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#DragRaceEspana #iykyk #nolacagues

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@witchdctralex I felt that way too, and now a year later I can tell you that shit doesn’t play. I think the Nodal Return is a like a timeline jump— you don’t notice it until later.

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This most recent episode of Real Housewives Girls Trip was less interesting than a five-hour block of CSPAN— we need something to actually happen! Otherwise why are we even here?!

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@TATIANNANOW Preach. What more needs to be said?

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Just finished this last night and I can’t even begin to say how much I loved this book! So rarely do you feel like a book is speaking directly to your soul— this book did that for me. 10/10 HIGHLY recommend!

[Titan Books @TitanBooks]

Lumi is an Earth-born healer whose Mars-born spouse Sol disappears unexpectedly on a work trip. As Lumi begins her quest to find Sol, she delves gradually deeper into Sol’s secrets – and her own.

THE MOONDAY LETTERS by @emmi_elina is out now!

https://t.co/HgG41fBRt4

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@Ariessoul329 And I find out about this through TWITTER?!

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@dadblunts Angel’s waiting until after the Mercury Rx to do his— I snuck mine in right before it slipped backwards.

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@liltigerlotus Ease!

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@cher Oh babe, I lost my mom this year too. Be incredibly gentle with yourself. And know that this sort of grief is a marathon, not a sprint. You are loved. May Georgia always be in your heart.

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@RufusDuSol Lyrics were like: wherever you go I will follow… wherever you go I will find you…

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@RufusDuSol What Song are you playing on the Sirius chill station right now?! It’s everything!

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

forever in a league of his own. i know he’ll be brightening everyone’s day in heaven.

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@NotMichelleWong And beauty.

Aaaaand… a perfect lip color.

[Cher @cher]

I Fear 4 Armenians.
No 1 Protects Them From Azerbaijan.
Armenia HAS NO OIL,& Azerbaijani Are ALREADY KILLING THEM‼️When I Visited Yerevan I Went 2 Orphanages Where ARMENIAN CHILDREN HAD NO PARENTS,BECAUSE
THEY WERE
MASSACRED BY AZERBAIJANI.THE 🌏SAID NOTHING,THEY HAD OIL

[Marianne Williamson @marwilliamson]

William Shatner had some profound things to say about going to outer space

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Kanye threatened the Jews yesterday on twitter and it’s not even trending. Why do mostly only Jews speak up against Jewish hate? The silence is so loud

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@dadblunts Proud of you. Only use your powers for good… and trade.

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The best part about the apocalypse will definitely be the sunsets.