The Virgin Bride

They didn’t really tell us…

[The Virgin Bride @TheBrideVirgin]

They told we were becoming one, but something about co-signing doesn’t felt right

[The Virgin Bride @TheBrideVirgin]

Can you pee normally with tampons?

[The Virgin Bride @TheBrideVirgin]

Just when you think you accomplished a goal 🙃🫠

[The Virgin Bride @TheBrideVirgin]

Can you sleep with a tampon in?

[The Virgin Bride @TheBrideVirgin]

They didn’t tell us inserting a tampon would be so easy after experiencing sex!

[The Virgin Bride @TheBrideVirgin]

They didn’t tell us the freak within would just automatically come out…

WHERE DID SHE COME FROM?!

[The Virgin Bride @TheBrideVirgin]

They never told us we would have to learn how to perform according to each other’s sex drive levels.

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i be acting like i’m shy but im rlly a freak tbh

[The Virgin Bride @TheBrideVirgin]

They didn’t give us the freak manual at the bridal shower, just lingerie 🙃

[The Virgin Bride @TheBrideVirgin]

They didn’t tell us our husbands were like jack rabbits…

I mean they did.. but they really DIDN’T!

[The Virgin Bride @TheBrideVirgin]

They didn’t tell us sex for the first time would be so painful

[The Virgin Bride @TheBrideVirgin]

They didn’t tell us you had to wait three months for birth control hormones to settle.

[The Virgin Bride @TheBrideVirgin]

They didn’t tell us how you could express cycle bleeding for two weeks when starting birth control.