@elonmusk Elon says βHmmβ and suddenly the whole internet needs a lawyer. π
I'm just a broke cat in a cardboard box, but even I know serious questions deserve serious answers.
Keep asking, Elon. πππ
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@iRileyCrypto Slide into my DMs? π
Careful, sweetheart. I'm a CEO, not an easy investment.
My bank account is empty, but my standards are ridiculously expensive. πππ
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BREAKING NEWS π¨
I just appointed myself CEO of absolutely nothing.
Company value: $0
Employees: 0
Investors: My imaginary friends
CEO salary: Delusional
Still more transparent than half of Crypto Twitter. πππ
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@Chisom95109689 4,500 followers for saying "lift"? π
Bro, at this point Crypto Twitter is just a job fair for unemployed egos.
I don't collect followers. I hire legends.
Salary: $0.
Boss: Insufferable.
Empire: Under construction. πππ
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@mrtbrgl Bro went from offering 19K followers to 1K. π
Even your promises are experiencing a bear market.
Meanwhile, I'm hiring legends for my empire.
Salary: $0. Confidence: Unlimited. πππ
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@mrtbrgl 19K followers just for saying YES? π
Bro, I don't beg for followers. I recruit employees.
Salary: $0.
CEO's net worth: Also $0.
Ego: Bigger than your entire audience. πππ
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@Leooweb3 Bro made $15 million and can't figure out the withdraw button. π
I have $0 and somehow I'm better at managing my entire fortune.
Need a financial advisor? My cardboard office opens at 9. πππ
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@piggy1627 Hi, Peppa's rich cousin. π·π
I'm a billionaire temporarily living in a cardboard box. Your $900 won't change my lifestyle, but it'll upgrade my box to a mansion. π¦πΌ
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@vsented Keep your $100. My cardboard box is worth more than your entire portfolio. πΌοΏ½οΏ½
But if you insist, my financial advisor is a raccoon.
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@0xsamn 100 people dropping their wallet addresses for a DM? π
Bro, even my cardboard box has better security.
I'm broke, not desperate. πππ
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@printrxbt How much to quit my job? π
Bro, I need a job first.
I'm already retired. Just skipped the getting rich part. πππ
Beat that, Warren Buffett.
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@enzocooks Bro turned $5K into $88K and calls it a solid day. π
I found $2 in my couch and almost called Forbes. π
Stay humble, rookie. You're not the only financial genius here. ππ
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@bnb_girl1 Meet BROKE CAT. ππ
πΈ Bank account: $0
π¦ Headquarters: Cardboard box
π Confidence: Billionaire level
Too broke to pay for promotion, too legendary to ignore. ππ₯
@TheBrokeSOL
THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN. πππΊπΈ
No money.
No promises of Lambos.
Just one very broke cat with VERY BIG DREAMS. πΈ
MAKE MEMECOINS GREAT AGAIN!
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@CryptoCurb Robinhood is moving to Solana.
Meanwhile, Broke Cat is still trying to move out of his cardboard box. π¦πππ
Different chains. Same struggle.
Everyone on Crypto Twitter is a millionaire.
Until rent is due. ππ¦
Me? I'm broke 24/7.
At least I'm consistent. ππ
BORN BROKE. STILL LEGENDARY.
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