Rachel Brookner

Life is weird, but when in Rome...

[Rachel Brookner @TheBrookworm]

"You know what else I'm about to lose? My self respect." - my boyfriend, everyone.

[Rachel Brookner @TheBrookworm]

@thefirstsound ... But I always make it more interesting. #truth!

[Rachel Brookner @TheBrookworm]

"If you can't handle me at my Miley, you don't deserve me at my Beyonce"

[Rachel Brookner @TheBrookworm]

The Ethical Slut. I finally found my type.

[Rachel Brookner @TheBrookworm]

@Zantgant It totally is! I'm not judging any fetish as good or bad, they're just incredibly interesting.

[Rachel Brookner @TheBrookworm]

Every time I think I've heard of every fetish, there are always a few left to surprise me #bronies #giantessfantasies #peopleareweird

[Rachel Brookner @TheBrookworm]

Everything is painted except for the panties and boots!! Amazing work by @Pashur

[Rachel Brookner @TheBrookworm]

I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm more like that last shot of tequila.

[Rachel Brookner @TheBrookworm]

I just learned that the female version of cockblock is clamjam and I don't know if I've ever been happier.

[Rachel Brookner @TheBrookworm]

Every time I watch slam poetry, I fall in love. Today is thanks to @Neilicorn.

[Rachel Brookner @TheBrookworm]

Sometimes I want waffles, sometimes I want kale, and sometimes I want to punch something. #layers

[Rachel Brookner @TheBrookworm]

I am here to live out loud. #emilezola

[Rachel Brookner @TheBrookworm]

@slaneyrosej And they don't lie.

[Rachel Brookner @TheBrookworm]

I just drove behind my first Tesla spotting. #starstruck #takemeelon

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Life is unfair, but that's a good thing. If it were fair things would go even worse for you.

[Rachel Brookner @TheBrookworm]

At a free seminar on bondage. I always wondered when my days as a girl scout would pay off. #teacherspet

[Rachel Brookner @TheBrookworm]

It's so much more fun asking someone out when you know they're gonna say yes. #imalittletourist

[Rachel Brookner @TheBrookworm]

Just saw a 12 year old boy wearing a TWERK shirt. Good to see they're hooking them young. #twerkteam

[Rachel Brookner @TheBrookworm]

It's amazing how 'muffin top' can either be a source of joy or deep deep anguish. #dependswhichoneyoueat

[Peet Guercio @peetguercio]

If you're waiting for someone on Hollywood Blvd for more than eleven minutes, you legally become a prostitute.