Bryan Johnson

•Hakuna Matata•

[Bryan Johnson @TheBryanJohnson]

Kyle-I know the girls behind us, I hope they don't see me.
Me (loudly) -WHAT KYLE?
Girl -Hey Kyle!
Kyle - ....
Girl -Kyle?
Kyle -Oh heyyy..

[Bryan Johnson @TheBryanJohnson]

You’re a mean lady @TomiLahren

[Bryan Johnson @TheBryanJohnson]

@JasonOwensMusic I’m walking over. Don’t stop playing.

[Bryan Johnson @TheBryanJohnson]

@ButtAldrin You rang?

[Bryan Johnson @TheBryanJohnson]

Take me back to If I Had You. That’s the Adam I remember.

[Bryan Johnson @TheBryanJohnson]

I don’t tweet, but when you have the range of @adamlambert, you don’t sing DJ bullshit like Wet Dream…. Adam we should talk. You’re too good for that brother.

[Bryan Johnson @TheBryanJohnson]

I don’t tweet, but when you have the range of @adamlambert, you don’t sing DJ bullshit like Wet Dream…. Adam we should talk. You’re too good for that brother.

[Bryan Johnson @TheBryanJohnson]

@CodyRhodes flew out to Vegas today and I saw Smackdown is here tomorrow. Wanna hang out or something?

[Bryan Johnson @TheBryanJohnson]

@WWE I want a promo where @otiswwe goes into a @PlanetFitness, sets off the lunk alarm, gives an “uhthank youuu”, and does the caterpillar. Please make it happen.

[Bryan Johnson @TheBryanJohnson]

@LilNasX for a moment I didn’t know you were in a harness, and thought your were a warlock. You crushed the opening ceremony just now!

[Bryan Johnson @TheBryanJohnson]

@PlayOverwatch @ me when you nerf Zarya. Thanks.

[Bryan Johnson @TheBryanJohnson]

@espn fuck off with this mlb shit. I’m trying to watch college football.

[Bryan Johnson @TheBryanJohnson]

@PatMcAfeeShow waiting for bum ass Corbin to come out of no where. #gameday

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[Bryan Johnson @TheBryanJohnson]

@GFuelEnergy Me. Fully stocked if you could 😋

[Bryan Johnson @TheBryanJohnson]

@_Theory1 watching the FC Austin game right now, realizing you look like a soccer player. Did you learn to take stunners by playing soccer and flopping like a fish? Still the best stunner I’ve ever seen.

[Bryan Johnson @TheBryanJohnson]

@tylerrjoseph At this point in the show, it looks like your soul left your body for a bit. Great show, and thank your for showing us all @petermcpoland.

[Bryan Johnson @TheBryanJohnson]

@ThomasLawrence_ I am sorry for your loss.

[Bryan Johnson @TheBryanJohnson]

@ZackBarettHA A camera and a QR code. They explained that 🥴

[Bryan Johnson @TheBryanJohnson]

@UKCoachCalipari hey, next time , call fucking timeout in the second to last possession of regulation. Fucking idiot.

[Bryan Johnson @TheBryanJohnson]

@rickboogswwe just watched last night’s Smackdown. You are actually jacked. My god.

[Bryan Johnson @TheBryanJohnson]

@BaronCorbinWWE look, I still don’t like your character. But thank you being ring side to pull @MadcapMoss out of there to regain his senses. Hope you’re okay Madcap <3