A German visiting Auburn, Alabama, to watch Lionel Messi and Argentina play Iceland stopped at a Buc-ee's and ate brisket sandwiches on a stack of deer feeder corn.
A sentence never before uttered in all of human history.
This is Career suicide for Jaxson Dart.
If only he beat his girlfriend or drove his car 100+ miles an hour killing people or held guns on IG live or went to jail.
Had so many other choices yet instead chose to go to an event he was invited to
anyone else have this recurring dream:
you realize you are 2-3 months into a really important college course....and you straight up haven’t been to class ONE time, done any assignments, or taken any exams
and that F is about to tank your GPA for the semester