raizin * Head Loon & Sous-chef of the absurd

[raizin * Head Loon & Sous-chef of the absurd @TheBuffaloon]

WALKING ON SUNSHINE! 🌞
Summer has officially begun and here's a playlist of pop flavored tunes to get you going. Click on the link to begin a download:
https://t.co/Z4mwB9LDym

[raizin * Head Loon & Sous-chef of the absurd @TheBuffaloon]

EVERYBODY'S DOING IT...🕺
We were too wasted to close the window
Friends and family looking in to my only hiding place
The rhythm of a stranger's skin
Infidel to die for what I am doing
Will happen in the morning
When the mirror won't recognise me
https://t.co/Y7cca4VF0N

[raizin * Head Loon & Sous-chef of the absurd @TheBuffaloon]

@theblakealridge So sorry for your loss, they are such a big part of our lives. You're never prepared for them to go, but it's even tougher when it happens like that. Be well.🙏

[raizin * Head Loon & Sous-chef of the absurd @TheBuffaloon]

@AngelinaDDD2 OK, SINCE YOU ASKED...🤡
A man asked his wife why she watched so many cooking shows, "You can't even cook!" he said.
She replied, "Well, why do you watch so much porn?"

[raizin * Head Loon & Sous-chef of the absurd @TheBuffaloon]

@AngelinaDDD2 @harperlee789 Can't wait to find out what we get instead of chocolates!

[raizin * Head Loon & Sous-chef of the absurd @TheBuffaloon]

@Calliegrannie I would have gone with all caps, like "MOM!" You certainly deserve it. Maybe even an extra exclamation point!! 😉

[raizin * Head Loon & Sous-chef of the absurd @TheBuffaloon]

@RCEY28 💯To borrow from the slogan for the 2nd Amendment, "I'll give you my stick shift when you pry it from my cold, dead hands" Mine is a 2018 Honda Accord Sport 6 speed. One of the last of is kind!

[raizin * Head Loon & Sous-chef of the absurd @TheBuffaloon]

@Sofia50020Sofia Mom!?

[raizin * Head Loon & Sous-chef of the absurd @TheBuffaloon]

YOU'RE WASTING YOUR BREATH...😼
"Research shows that cats can distinguish their own names from other words. Whether they respond depends on their mood and motivation."
https://t.co/tBLNUtk11e

[raizin * Head Loon & Sous-chef of the absurd @TheBuffaloon]

TIME TO SHINE!🌞
When it's my moment in the sun
I won't forget that I am blessed
But every hero walks alone
Thinking of more things to confess
https://t.co/tHcebrIayJ

[raizin * Head Loon & Sous-chef of the absurd @TheBuffaloon]

I thought the pilot episode did a good job introducing all the characters including Jules, but it wasn't until they showed Jules injecting something into her buttocks, that you realize she is trans. Hunter Schafer plays Jules and is trans in real life as well.

[raizin * Head Loon & Sous-chef of the absurd @TheBuffaloon]

AND DOES IT REALLY MATTER? 🤔 Just started the HBO series EUPHORIA and went into it blind, except for knowing it featured Zendaya and Sydney Sweeney...
🛑SPOILER AHEAD🛑

[raizin * Head Loon & Sous-chef of the absurd @TheBuffaloon]

LAST CALL!🍹🍷🍺
If all that glitters is not gold
Should our rainbow's end
Be just the winter cruel and cold
Of our discontent
My friends we're trouble bound
Yet we're going into town for one last round
One last round
https://t.co/bi7OB1m8Yh

[raizin * Head Loon & Sous-chef of the absurd @TheBuffaloon]

@AngelinaDDD2 Enjoy the new ride 🚓! But don't get any ideas about posing wearing just the bow 🎀 or the censors will have something to say about it! 🚫

[raizin * Head Loon & Sous-chef of the absurd @TheBuffaloon]

@ShaynaofVegas I have no memory for jokes, but this one stuck with me. A man should always strive to make a woman laugh. So, if you're picture wasn't enough, you're reply definitely made my day. Safe travels! ✈️

[raizin * Head Loon & Sous-chef of the absurd @TheBuffaloon]

BE YOURSELF! 😛
One of those perfectly languid summer songs that is the anchor of a road trip playlist. Upbeat, yearning, and one of those tunes you can't help but sing along to. Enjoy the season while it lasts!
https://t.co/NDLIE6kFx5

[raizin * Head Loon & Sous-chef of the absurd @TheBuffaloon]

HOPE YOURS IS THE FORMER...🗓️
I want to unsow every seed
Unwind every clock
Unbreathe every breath I made
I want to unset every sun
That my eyes fell on
'til I give back all I won
https://t.co/693AdFjHU1

[raizin * Head Loon & Sous-chef of the absurd @TheBuffaloon]

@ShaynaofVegas I have a friend who loves large puzzles but has ADHD, so I asked what she does if a piece is missing at the end. She says she'll cut one to fit out of cardboard and colors it as best she can to match. If you see this, I'm just curious, what do you do in that case?🧩

[raizin * Head Loon & Sous-chef of the absurd @TheBuffaloon]

A witness said he returned for a later show and repeated the actions.
https://t.co/JHTSAhH8jA 6-30-26

[raizin * Head Loon & Sous-chef of the absurd @TheBuffaloon]

AT TRUMP'S GREAT AMERICAN STATE FAIR...🇺🇸🎆🫡🍌
Police arrested Gian Rachtelli, 54, a MAGA influencer, for vaping, filming female acrobats, and placing his hand inside his pants during a Cirque Mechanics performance.