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Bored.

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@zoeycyberkitty @thrluv It’s too late for you to get a big booty. You failed this assignment.

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@JakeSucky @CohhCarnage

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@PowerGPU Lmao. Fuck. No.

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@MrBeast 1,000,000,000

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@Msmenalicious Women will go all out to do all of this rather than just give their man head. Lmfao, y’all are wild.

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PRIME DAY IS SOON! We're doing ANOTHER $100 Amazon Gift Card GIVEAWAY TIME to celebrate!

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Ends: 6/21/2026 11:59pm PDT

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What will you be looking for on sale during Amazon Prime Day? (June 23rd - 26th)

*Terms and conditions: 1 x $100 Giftcard will be given away. Multiple/Duplicate entries in a single day will not be accepted. Anyone found to use multiple accounts to enter will be ineligible. This giveaway is not sponsored by or affiliated with Amazon or X

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@ThePulsePlay @itsbeccataylorx Well, if that’s your logic, any time you have sex it’s a threesome with you, your hand and God.

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NEW $100 Amazon Gift Card GIVEAWAY TIME to celebrate Prime Day! (June 23rd - 26th)

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Ends:
6/18/2026 11:59pm PDT

BONUS ENTRY:
What will you be looking for on sale during Amazon Prime Day? (June 23rd - 26th)

*Terms and conditions: 1 x $100 Giftcard will be given away. Multiple/Duplicate entries in a single day will not be accepted. Anyone found to use multiple accounts to enter will be ineligible. This giveaway is not sponsored by or affiliated with Amazon or X

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@SupplyNinja Not of the Extraction game. It’s pretty bad. Ubisoft been bad for a long time. Few rare gems in the past 15 years but not many.

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$100 Amazon Gift Card GIVEAWAY TIME to celebrate Prime Day! (June 23rd - 26th)

Rules:
🔁 Retweet & ❤️ Like this post!

Ends:
6/17/2026 11:59pm PDT

BONUS ENTRY:
What will you be looking for on sale during Amazon Prime Day? (June 23rd - 26th)

*Terms and conditions: 1 x $100 Giftcard will be given away. Multiple/Duplicate entries in a single day will not be accepted. Anyone found to use multiple accounts to enter will be ineligible. This giveaway is not sponsored by or affiliated with Amazon or X

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@XBL_NexXx Black Ops 4. Black Ops 3 was my absolute fav COD but 4 was my last real enjoyment. Also, some people forget that it’s absolutely impossible to replicate that time in our lives, we were younger and less stressed. Now? I’m happy to get an hour on the game every few days.

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@DiscussingFilm What?? Man, this movie was boring as hell. A solid 5/10. Definitely not a horror movie, wasn’t scary at all.

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@SeanDStory @alphafox This guy gets it.

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@hthieblot Meatspin

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@wudijo NGL, I read all that and what stuck out the most was Party WPs and 25K Obol cap? About fucking time!

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@terrencecullip1 @Eddy4President Why is it anyone’s business? Because if no one made it their business, she would get 0 business to her new venture. This was honestly a stupid question. Does it affect us? Yes, because if we wanna see WNBA cheeks now, we have that option. She’s a public figure, bro. Get over it.

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Shoutout @JoeBudden for the heads up on @giveon release today. Absolutely incredible album, definitely better than 3 other albums that dropped this week…

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@notoffear @elonmusk You didn’t hear it at all. You read it. That was a choice that you made. And your husband has 1000% said that word, and more importantly, said it about you. You’re just too naive to believe it to be true.

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@Wonderjnrr

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@thedealsguy_ Staples is always overpriced. Fuck that place.