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I Detect BUMS. I Have Receipts.

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@brianmctaggart Send this whole Astros team to Gaza and make sure they never return back, include Espada and the entire front office as well

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@JeremyBranham Blankenship ship looking so damn lost once again. Sit the kid down.

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@brianmctaggart They suck. Enough said.

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@JasonM2929 @brianmctaggart I remember when a lot of people stated the same when Cam Smith arrived… how’s that going. This team is cooked until SERIOUS changes are made.

Replace the Manager
Replace Altuve
Replace the outfield
Replace 1B
Go out and get Serious pitching.

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@JeremyBranham Seems like the Braves are playing at home, how fun for them.

Once again, Espada waits until the bases are loaded to replace a pitcher. Lmao

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@AdamSpolane Bum ass Espada always waiting until the bases are loaded to take out a pitcher.

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@jakevenomapp We Ride

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@JeremyBranham Everyone at Daikin should boo when Walker strikes out his first at bat, Walker will go 0-4 tonight with 3 strikeouts

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@Cappy5514 @DineroJugo21249 @SeanTPendergast “Team morale” stupidest shit I’ve heard about why to keep Dubon. Bud, having Nick or Dubon doesn’t make a damn difference. The Astros pitching is the problem. Get your shit straight before your neighbor Big Willy Cucumber Time Jamal pays a visit to your wife for sum cucumber time

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@MicrophoneMilo This fat fuck is still bitching?!

My guy, you’re by far the most unbearable, whiniest bitch in the Astros fan base.

Unbelievable.

You whine about literally everything as if your ass is getting gaped by your neighbor Big Willy Cucumber Time Jamal.

Do Better.

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@dfwjwb @ToddtheShow Bro is literally fucking retarded. “I’ll wait” shit your neighbor Big Willy Jamal ain’t gonna keep your wife waiting for cucumber time my guy, YOU needa keep up

Do Better

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@MicrophoneMilo Hoooooly shit, you’re bitching about today’s performance?! Your life is literally fucking miserable I bet…

Your neighbor Big Willy Jamal will be in your wife’s bed in about 5 minutes for cucumber time

Do Better.

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@JeremyBranham 4 bums hitting back, to back, to back, to back (6-9)

Altuve is not a clean up hitter. He is no greater than a 9 hole hitter, but due to how shitty the team is constructed he is stuck in the 4 hole.

Even Orbit goes 0-4 tonight with 4 strikeouts.

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@MicrophoneMilo Wait, YOU ARE STILL BITCHING?!?!

Unbelievable.

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@MicrophoneMilo You’re still bitching fat boy?

Unbelievable.

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@SleeperAstros Idk if others have noticed but Javier tips his pitches.

When he throws his fastball his throwing arm motion is strong and follows all the way through.

When he throws off speed his throwing arm motion slows down quite a bit.

At least I was able to notice it right away.

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