The Burkas

The official twitter account for the Texas Monthly softball team. Cold beers, slow pitch, can't lose.

[Michael Hall @mikehalltexas]

I think @TheBurkas finally have that t-shirt slogan. 2-1: #TheSeasonOfTheNietzsche https://t.co/yUu3YjHnLu

[The Burkas @TheBurkas]

We only tweet when we win so YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS.

[Michael Hall @mikehalltexas]

I don't know if the @TheBurkas scored 15 or 16, but I'm pretty sure the @TexasTribune scored 9. Miss ya' @evanasmith

[The Burkas @TheBurkas]

We were victorious in the Battle of Ninth and Congress. Sorry about it, @TexasTribune.

[The Burkas @TheBurkas]

@TexasMonthly new recruits just in time for the 2017 season! Info tk on tryouts

[The Burkas @TheBurkas]

We came, we saw, we...well, er, didn't conquer much. But we had a lot of fun this season. See ya next season.

[The Burkas @TheBurkas]

@Forrest4Trees @TexasMonthly rigged.

[The Burkas @TheBurkas]

Big win for the Burkas last night. Burkas win by 4. Forfeit! The playoffs continue next Tuesday. It's gonna be a good one. Be there.

[The Burkas @TheBurkas]

TONIGHT 2nd playoff game @ 7p vs ELM Restaurant Group (@24dineratx, @easytigeratx @arroatx @italicatx). Come eat (+drink) with the Burkas.

[The Burkas @TheBurkas]

Game MVP belongs to @wormwithdagger for outrunning the pickle for a late score. Best of the season.

[The Burkas @TheBurkas]

here's a great pic of @ContrarianDave from last night

[The Burkas @TheBurkas]

oh, and congrats to @ContrarianDave's Texas Observer team. Way to stick it to us. 2/3

[The Burkas @TheBurkas]

A heartbreaker for the Burkas last night. 8-7, lost in the bottom of the ninth but we're still alive. 1/3

[Texas Observer @TexasObserver]

Tonight the Observer's Left Behinds face @TheBurkas in our beer league softball playoffs. Here’s TxOb defector @ContrarianDave popping out.

[The Burkas @TheBurkas]

Burkas fans, you're on the clock: https://t.co/ACYThNQNWm . Free admission to the first 200 people to show up! #fillthestands

[The Burkas @TheBurkas]

Just found Burka going over the game plan for tonight.

[The Burkas @TheBurkas]

@ContrarianDave is awfully quiet today. Burkas v @TexasObserver tomm at 7p at Krieg for the start of The Playoffs. Be there. #forburka

[The Burkas @TheBurkas]

Tues. 7p. at Krieg Field. The gloves come on. @theBurkas v. @TexasObserver LeftBehinds. Come out and cheer y'all!

[The Burkas @TheBurkas]

TONIGHT! Burkas take on Wheatsville, Krieg Field 11 at 8:30PM. Bring your game face and "Grandma's Boy" quotes!

[The Burkas @TheBurkas]

Gentle reader, I have to bounce. Burkas are holding it down, despite the bad music choices next field.