The Canton Cat — Martin O’Meowey

Frmr governor of Maryland’s back alleys. Editor, The Canton Cat. Likes: get drunk, shed, and scratch stuff. City stole my nutz. Unvaxxed stray cat. Luv AI slop!

[The Canton Cat — Martin O’Meowey @TheCantonCat]

Communists tried to take over the White House lawn.

[The Canton Cat — Martin O’Meowey @TheCantonCat]

No more kings!

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Not all heroes wear capes! But this one wore a holdster and stopped a school shooter in Oregon. Kalub Giamanco is a hero!

[The Canton Cat — Martin O’Meowey @TheCantonCat]

Not all heroes wear capes! But this one wore a holdster and stopped a school shooter in Oregon. Kalub Giamanco is a hero!

[The Canton Cat — Martin O’Meowey @TheCantonCat]

@SlingingLenses That’s a good one ☝️

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Maryland starter pack:

Old Bay.

A flag on everything.

$147 in mysterious fees.

A pothole with voting rights.

Three speed cameras.

And someone explaining why their county is the only normal one.

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No more kings!

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New Sitcom: Van Hollen’s World

[Senator Chris Van Hollen @ChrisVanHollen]

Erdogan has now taken over 5 major news outlets in Turkey.

Meanwhile, what is the supposed leader of the free world doing? Going after political opponents & banning media outlets from covering him.

Trump's crackdowns only embolden authoritarians the world over.

https://t.co/jzeVnhq2fA

[The Canton Cat — Martin O’Meowey @TheCantonCat]

😳

[Tesla @Tesla]

Real life, baby

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Nothing unites Maryland like seeing “LEFT LANE CLOSED 2 MILES” and immediately forming a 90-mph demolition derby to determine who gets there first.

The zipper merge died here years ago.

We ate it.

[The Canton Cat — Martin O’Meowey @TheCantonCat]

Maryland government could lose a billion dollars between the couch cushions and announce:

“Great news. We’ve identified an exciting new revenue opportunity.”

The revenue opportunity is you.