The Captain

“‘For now, I have saved you from drowning.’ Said The Monkey, putting The Fish back into the tree.” “Import the 3rd world, become the 3rd world.”

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

“Breast reduction”

Natural huge tits destroyed with some disgusting scar because her jealous friends convinced her they don’t look good.

Women “friends” are enemies.

Making you leave your man and hack your tits off.

True evil does exist.

[Randall James @damdutch]

FLORIDA;

This is Unacceptable BS.

If you are a registered Republican in Florida, contact the Republican Party of Florida and demand a debate with all the candidates that have qualified.

FLGOP Phone Number: [phone]

Contact Form - FLGOP https://t.co/yfV7dou3lK…

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

TRUMP: “I’m not concerned about the latest inflation numbers that came out this morning. I love it. I love the inflation.”

At this point I’m convinced Trump is intentionally trying to destroy the United States.

[The Captain @TheCapt95]

@owenjonesjourno @duckvchicken @SamLovesEngland You don’t know anything about not being a fucking cowardly faggot, do you? It’s time for another crusade.

[Hugh Forbes @hughcforbes]

Karmelo Anthony convicted of murder and the Irish are burning things again.

[James Fishback @j_fishback]

BREAKING: I have just officially qualified to be on the ballot for Florida Governor.

71 days to go to win this.

America First, Florida Forever.

[The Captain @TheCapt95]

@TobyTurner Based niece

[Chrollo“🎴 @GeneralChrollo]

Esto es la cultura de la violación, no voy a elaborarlo.

[James Fishback @j_fishback]

It's not racist to observe that *every single teenager* at these "teen takeovers" is black.

As Governor, I will stop teen takeovers by arresting and charging anyone who participates and fining their mom (not dad, and that's the problem) $5,000.

Enough is Enough. This is Florida.

[The Captain @TheCapt95]

TikTok can’t handle the truth

[The Captain @TheCapt95]

@Huntosrs I like this idea but also maybe if we could have the damage increase scale with pray/def bonuses combined to keep people from cheesing wildy/risky content with just monks robes and holy ammy

[Ron DeSantis @RonDeSantis]

Having households subsidize data centers should be a complete non-starter in every state and locality in America.

[Agrippa @agrippa_dr]

How women look at you when you ask for the race of their bike thief

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

how your gf looks at you when you ask her to block the guy who “raped” her in 2019:

[︎ ︎venom @venom1s]

> Men discuss how their girlfriends want to be in contact with their rapists
> More than 250K women got offended
> Now they want the men who pointed this out to suffer
> Nothing about the rapist
> Nothing about trauma

Why do women behave like this?

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

US taxpayers dump $434,000 every single hour into Israel.

No wonder why Israelis get free healthcare and housing.

[Alex JER-dun @alexjordanATL]

"Last I checked, Netanyahu doesn't have a seat on this committee" -@RepRoKhanna

[retard mode ✞ @retardmode]

women will block their father before their rapist