The Captain 🔑

Epic Captain and podcaster/graphics designer/concept songwriter. @MaxWrestlingUK creator. Also @DAZZYBRAND. 3x Max World Champ. #DragonKing #YmaOHyd

[The Captain 🔑 @TheCaptain512]

Rise.

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Literally every 5 mins on #WWERAW:
"Hey, we're showing the mask vs. mask match right after the show!"

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@WWE @TripleH @espn @netflix Says this every fucking month...

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.@WWE are you serious? Liv is in the
#QueenOfTheRing when she's already a World Champion?? And STILL hasn't defended said title! Creatively fucking braindead.

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Speedball Mike Bailey wearing the Del Boy 1985 last night on #AEWDynamite

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Did they forget to tell us WHEN the @JohnCena Classic is? 🤔 #WWEBacklash

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Funny looking Jelly Roll, dirt sheets 😂 #WWEBacklash

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@bigtimeEST @rockywrestling I'm in the UK and known Jelly Roll for a while

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Lil Yachty is so unnecessary. #WWEBacklash

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So we finish the We'll Be Right Back ad break to go straight to a Club WWE ad? Could you not have played this 2 minutes ago?? #WWEBacklash

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Serious question, who the hell did @WWE replace @BrianRDJames with writing #Smackdown? Because what the shitting fuck... 😒

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I swear to god if I see a single Hulk Hogan ad tonight... #WWEBacklash

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.@JohnCena getting booked more in retirement than he did as a part timer 🤣

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@DanhausenAD @ShawnMichaels @TripleH @undertaker @AJStylesOrg @JohnCena @steveaustinBSR @Papashango Naked Mideon 😂💀🤣

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Paige, Brie, Charlotte, Alexa - jumped.
Trick - jumped
Rhea - jumped
Jacob - jumped.

Half the matches or segments ended in a beatdown on #Smackdown. Genius booking.

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Fans booing the absolute living fuck out of an NXT call up on main roster Night 1.

They'll be complaining in a few weeks "wWe cAn'T bUiLd nEw sTaRs!" 🥴 #Smackdown

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You build all those months towards Kairi overcoming Asuka's bullying for fucking what?? No payoff.

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Worlds apart.
#WrestleMania

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Snowhausen and the seven dwarves #WrestleMania

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Fickle WWE fans when Sami Zayn's music hits: "BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

Fickle WWE fans 20 seconds into the song:
"LET'S GO!"

#WrestleMania

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The booking of Oba Femi > the entirety of Night 1

#WrestleMania