Captain “The Captain” Morgan

Auburn KA Class of ‘94 (Pro-Hazing) | Summer Ski Instructor (don’t need snow on the ground to ski) | C Level Executive at Cockman Sachs | I (did) Own a Yacht

[Captain “The Captain” Morgan @TheCaptainMorg]

@user19283746592 Bluto,

Questions like this keep me up at night. The world has gone to hell if the rest of the SEC is letting “those” people in.

Cheers,
The Captain

[Captain “The Captain” Morgan @TheCaptainMorg]

@BigChops0 Chops, your forgetting about fiji. Need I say more. #rapeauburnfiji

Cheers,
The Captain

[Captain “The Captain” Morgan @TheCaptainMorg]

I hope to see cam skattebo crying. 🤘
#RunTheDamnBall

[Captain “The Captain” Morgan @TheCaptainMorg]

@funnyguy69713 #shrink

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@MikeLikesCocks Mike,

Put it on a bumper sticker

Cheers,
The Cap

[Captain “The Captain” Morgan @TheCaptainMorg]

@HancockFrost I think chris rock said it the best. “G.I. Jane”

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@Derek_Smith1963 Kids never even sniffed the mason-dixon line

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@DopeBradshot Thank you very much. I do go by The Cap though for future reference.

Cheers,
The Cap

[Captain “The Captain” Morgan @TheCaptainMorg]

@DopeBradshot Im talkin about the video retard. I remember my first beer kid.

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@user19283746592 Its what having the in laws at the house does to a man. Causes me to start hammering double egg nogs at 8am. Times are tough out here.

[Captain “The Captain” Morgan @TheCaptainMorg]

Daily Trivia. Can anybody guess which conference im from?
#PeterMillarXSmathers

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@Manzielsburner For sure gotta hit the links. Merry Christmas brother.

[Captain “The Captain” Morgan @TheCaptainMorg]

@user19283746592 This guy knows what hes talking about

[Captain “The Captain” Morgan @TheCaptainMorg]

@user19283746592 Wise man, Bluto.

[Captain “The Captain” Morgan @TheCaptainMorg]

Have a day.

Cheers,
The Captain

[Captain “The Captain” Morgan @TheCaptainMorg]

Definition*. The michelob ultras are hitting

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Ill teach you the defense of a causal relationship. The in-laws fly into town for the holidays and I set up a tent at the country club.

[Captain “The Captain” Morgan @TheCaptainMorg]

@user19283746592 Bluto,

Class is in session.

Cheers,
The Captain

[Captain “The Captain” Morgan @TheCaptainMorg]

@sportsfan1256 Start em young