HeyItsCarrie

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[HeyItsCarrie @TheCarrieKeys]

It cannot be your poison and your medicine.

[HeyItsCarrie @TheCarrieKeys]

@DreamIsPrivate Dream :) welcome back

[HeyItsCarrie @TheCarrieKeys]

@DreamIsPrivate Hope you’re doing okay dream. Take your time, as you need it 🫶🏻

[HeyItsCarrie @TheCarrieKeys]

@EscapeTheNight @anthonypadilla and @GlamandGore !!!

[HeyItsCarrie @TheCarrieKeys]

When we get take out, if there’s a mistake in our order it’s always in my food, not Boston’s. #Rude

[HeyItsCarrie @TheCarrieKeys]

Changing everything in our bathroom because Martie picked it all out makes me feel so free. I needed this more than I can put to words

[HeyItsCarrie @TheCarrieKeys]

@chelsschra_23 It was just a congrats ❤️ but I hope you love them!

[HeyItsCarrie @TheCarrieKeys]

@chelsschra_23 You’re welcome!!!

[HeyItsCarrie @TheCarrieKeys]

@Mythical 1. Reverse countdown theatre
2. Gut check
3. Try not to get caught
4. Memory match
5. The beaker boys

[HeyItsCarrie @TheCarrieKeys]

For whoever might need to be told, if a child has an allergy it isn’t anyone’s fault. It just happens.

[HeyItsCarrie @TheCarrieKeys]

If I’m a bad mom then what does that make you?

[HeyItsCarrie @TheCarrieKeys]

Anyone wanna pretend to be me for a few hours this afternoon? No? Damn

[HeyItsCarrie @TheCarrieKeys]

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[HeyItsCarrie @TheCarrieKeys]

So all in one day we took a first step, said Mama for the first time, and drank from a sippy cup. Got it

[HeyItsCarrie @TheCarrieKeys]

I’ve feel attacked

[🐢🐢🐢John Green🐢🐢🐢 @johngreen]

you have to be a whole other level of sad 2014 tumblr user to recognize this location

[HeyItsCarrie @TheCarrieKeys]

No one is entitled to time or a relationship with my children and I will not hesitate to cut you out to protect them

[HeyItsCarrie @TheCarrieKeys]

I’m sorry but we’ve reached the Why? stage and moved to a toddler bed in the same week? No, I reject that

[HeyItsCarrie @TheCarrieKeys]

I’m sorry but the “where Buttons?” and “we go get my kitty cat” will be burned into my brain as some of the worst things I’ve ever had to hear. All day long.

[HeyItsCarrie @TheCarrieKeys]

Why can’t you just show up for your granddaughters? If you hate me, then take it out on me not them

[HeyItsCarrie @TheCarrieKeys]

Sophia is not almost 2, I reject that

[HeyItsCarrie @TheCarrieKeys]

Don’t look at Zillow in your spare time, it’s depressing