Casey McLain

Stand up comic #PoorSportsComedyPodcast Watch my debut comedy special "Do Not Shake" at the link below!

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A year ago I released my debut special Do Not Shake and it got 50K+ views on Youtube, here it is in full! Please share!

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Deion Sanders is doing ads for Depends and Ken Griffey Jr. is the only person I follow who follows depends. I’ve never felt older.

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JP’s arm is so weak he can’t get the ball past little leaguers

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JP Crawford's pitching line in the challenger little league game: He allowed hits to every batter with each of them eventually scoring a run.

George Kirby is now pitching and having similar luck

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Can we get ABS involved in American politics next?

[Baseball Is Dead @baseballisdead_]

7 Umpires have informed MLB that they will be accepting their buyout and retiring at the end of 2026, via @BNightengale.

⚾️ CB Bucknor
⚾️ Laz Diaz
⚾️ Brian O’Nora
⚾️ Lance Barksdale
⚾️ Marvin Hudson
⚾️ Tony Randazzo
⚾️ Andy Fletcher

Bucknor is the longest tenured Umpire in MLB.

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The good news is that as a country we do not care enough about soccer to internalize the shame

[Alfie | HITC Sevens @HITCSevens]

This makes a mockery of the whole tournament.

If the USMNT win, Belgium will have every right to feel cheated, meanwhile the USA’s victory - by their best ever generation of players - will forever be tainted by accusations of favouritism and corruption.

It’s bad for everyone.

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Mariners aiming to score 1776 runs today

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I’ve missed the Kris Negron pull up jumper homerun celebration with Randy Arozarena but happy to see he found something with Eric Young Jr

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I am an age where I have had to explain multiple times how tv can possibly stream on demand to my late grandpa and explain multiple times how sports can be on TV and also happening live to my six year old daughter

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Also Castillo is probably the 5th or 6th best pitching but not an obvious outlier who belongs in the bullpen

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Mariners SP since Bryce Miller came off IL

ERA
Miller: 1.71
Gilbert: 3.06
Castillo: 3.25
Hancock: 3.77
Woo: 4.47
Kirby: 4.98

SP xFIP Rank: 3rd
Bullpen innings pitched: 30th

The piggyback/6-man rotation aren’t hurting the rotation or overtaxing the bullpen

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@TridentTrue *coming into today

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@TridentTrue It’s bad but these numbers aren’t correct. He has slashed .167/.344/.250 since coming up. OBP lifts him to a 90 wRC+

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@TridentTrue 3.29 era since Bryce came off the IL coming into tonight

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Through a complex and persistent program of inside jokes and severe brainwashing my three and six year old daughters are now are dutifully obedient when I say “come on skunks, time to get going.”

As a duo they have not only accepted, but have embraced the “skunks” moniker.

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A lot of people who will never watch soccer watched soccer today.

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Tom Cruise playing Elphaba in Wicked 3 confirmed

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BREAKING: Two people climbed atop the Empire State Building’s 1,454-foot spire and unfurled a banner reading, “When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace.” Police are working to bring them down safely.

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Poor Sports Seattle LIVE: Naylor, Ja, Lebron, Matt Miller https://t.co/UAkAIGEaZC

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Poor Sports Seattle LIVE: Naylor, Ja, Lebron, Matt Miller https://t.co/UAkAIGEaZC

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@DanGoodson11 Washington too tbh. Watch out trailblazers

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Learning a new team and a new set of gun laws a the same time will be a challenge

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Breaking: The Memphis Grizzlies are trading two-time NBA All-Star Ja Morant to the Portland Trail Blazers for Jerami Grant and Kris Murray, sources tell @ShamsCharania.

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@FatKidDeals @stavvybaby Eem seconded. I also like a place called Mediterranean exploration company and it is fancy med food including a great grilled octopus. Maybe too close to home for you but very good.