Canadian Centrist 🇨🇦

Turbo dad, proud 🇨🇦 veteran, science nerd🖖, wears fancy socks, Gen-Xer. Words are fun 🤙, Morality matters 🤘Anti all things MAGA

[Canadian Centrist 🇨🇦 @TheCdnCentrist]

Cool quote I heard:

“Time is a companion who goes with us on the journey, who reminds us to cherish every moment. Because they’ll never come again. What we leave behind is not as important as how we lived”.

I thought that was pretty cool and insightful. Pic for nerd reasons.

[Chris 🇨🇦 @Sir_Chris_of_C]

Honestly, I’ve never seen a bigger group of whining crybabies and sore losers than whatever modern conservatives are calling themselves these days.

Jfc you people need to give your balls a tug and go touch some grass or something.

[Chris 🇨🇦 @Sir_Chris_of_C]

@AdamKinzinger @PhillipsPOBrien These people are so frustratingly and dangerously stupid and incompetent it’s almost comical to watch if it wasn’t so fucked up

[Chris 🇨🇦 @Sir_Chris_of_C]

@JamieBonkiewicz @Sam201810 Not just any diarrhea.

Explosive diarrhea. It may have went in nice, but it’s coming out hot and violent.

It’s like a claymore mine of diarrhea. Good luck Americans. Surely the 2nd amendment dudes are up for the challenge amirite?

[Chris 🇨🇦 @Sir_Chris_of_C]

@globalnewsto Willingly and knowingly misusing public funds, especially by someone in a position of trust to manage and influence how those public funds are spent, should immediately be unseated and removed as an MPP with a by-election held as soon as administratively possible.

[Chris 🇨🇦 @Sir_Chris_of_C]

@ProjectPearson Willingly and knowingly misusing public funds, especially by someone in a position of trust to manage and influence how those public funds are spent, should immediately be unseated and removed as an MPP with a by-election held as soon as administratively possible.

[Chris 🇨🇦 @Sir_Chris_of_C]

@ColinDMello Willingly and knowingly misusing public funds, especially by someone in a position of trust to manage and influence how those public funds are spent, should immediately be unseated and removed as an MPP with a by-election held as soon as administratively possible.

[Chris 🇨🇦 @Sir_Chris_of_C]

Not just any diarrhea.

Explosive diarrhea. It may have went in nice, but it’s coming out hot and violent.

It’s like a claymore mine of diarrhea. Good luck Americans. Surely those American 2nd amendment dudes are up for the challenge amirite?

[Chris 🇨🇦 @Sir_Chris_of_C]

@USAmbCanada Interesting approach.

You know you insult all of us veterans who have lost friends serving alongside your country with this unbecoming, undiplomatic rhetoric.

[Chris 🇨🇦 @Sir_Chris_of_C]

@PierrePoilievre @CPC_HQ You are not the leader of a government in waiting, as befitting an actual leader of the official opposition.

You run a group of shit posting edge lords who cheer on the failure of government because you are unprofessional sore losers without self awareness.

You lost your seat🤦‍♂️

[Chris 🇨🇦 @Sir_Chris_of_C]

A question for the twitterverse:

What is an industry that is currently “on fire” (in a bad way, or at risk of going under) behind the scenes, but that the general public hasn’t noticed yet?

[Canadian Centrist 🇨🇦 @TheCdnCentrist]

@MichaelCooperMP How are you an MP in a Westminster Parliamentary System without understanding how things work in a Westminster Parliamentary System?

[Chris 🇨🇦 @Sir_Chris_of_C]

I can’t think of anything conservative policies offer to society.

Can you?

[Chris 🇨🇦 @Sir_Chris_of_C]

Is anyone else really fucking angry at the injustice happening right now with all of these parasite billionaire pedophiles still escaping accountability?

I’ve never been so focused and driven to eradicate something in my life than the systems that enabled them. Jfc

[Canadian Centrist 🇨🇦 @TheCdnCentrist]

😂😂

[Chris 🇨🇦 @Sir_Chris_of_C]

RIP to Chuck Norris, who actually passed away in 2002 but Death was too scared to collect him until today, 20 March 2026.

Some of his notable accomplishments in life include: Counting to infinity…twice;
Successfully dividing any number by zero; slamming a revolving door.

RIP

[Chris 🇨🇦 @Sir_Chris_of_C]

RIP to Chuck Norris, who actually passed away in 2002 but Death was too scared to collect him until today, 20 March 2026.

Some of his notable accomplishments in life include: Counting to infinity…twice;
Successfully dividing any number by zero; slamming a revolving door.

RIP

[Chris 🇨🇦 @Sir_Chris_of_C]

@acnewsitics @Jason___YYC No one ever equated racism with intellect, and MAGA is about as racist and dumb as it gets 🤦‍♂️

[Chris 🇨🇦 @Sir_Chris_of_C]

Can we agree that the billionaire royalty Epstein class of people are parasite scum?

We need to stop praising billionaires as good people and see them for what they are: the worst of us. All that money and power and what do they do?

Fuck kids and traffic them. Pedo parasites🖕

[Canadian Centrist 🇨🇦 @TheCdnCentrist]

🤣🤣 wtf

[Chris 🇨🇦 @Sir_Chris_of_C]

You know, I was thinking. Aside from a bleeding MAGAt, my other favourite MAGAt is a sad triggered one who gets hurt in the feels by the mean Canadian internet Guy’s words.

I’m not your Guy, Friend.
I’m not your Friend, Buddy.
I’m not your Buddy, Guy.

And on and on we dance 🤦‍♂️

[Chris 🇨🇦 @Sir_Chris_of_C]

You know, I was thinking. Aside from a bleeding MAGAt, my other favourite MAGAt is a sad triggered one who gets hurt in the feels by the mean Canadian internet Guy’s words.

I’m not your Guy, Friend.
I’m not your Friend, Buddy.
I’m not your Buddy, Guy.

And on and on we dance 🤦‍♂️

[Chris 🇨🇦 @Sir_Chris_of_C]

@CBSEveningNews @CBSNews @tonydokoupil You know who trumps new state media CBS won’t talk about or ask questions about? Trumps bff Jeffrey Epstein, the guy that definitely didn’t hang himself.