L.C.

[Astra 🪖 @Astra_szn]

Police: your fingerprints are all over the murder weapon

Me: how come? But I was wearing gloves

My lawyer:

[Mik3 @Maikoizme]

This is the reason I don't like dark humor 😂

[L.C. @theCenturion001]

@bukkyshedy @itsSh0la Obviously blaq wanted to keep hitting, but telling him was still the right and normal thing to do. That was his guy

[BIG FC🦅🦅 ❄️🇦🇷 @NrsData]

@itsSh0la Exactly just look at this msg

[L.C. @theCenturion001]

@CFCsantos71 @ImperiumEmperor @Phat_chyna OD just wan dey clown himself, he no wan gree say babe fit do am dirty. He still dey think say he special

[Four-eyed Edo Boy™ @Alex_Houseof308]

Text them this universal blocking code, “Opay. 8135580053”

If they try to send again, it reroutes the funds to a CBN approved storage account.

It may show “Alex” when they type it, but that’s just the OTP. God bless you

[ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Uncle Lyne @ThatPHCBoy]

or they'll tell you to start creating content. a doctor will complain about how poorly paid they are and the solution is 'start creating content o, can you not see aproko doctor' 🙄🙄🙄

[L.C. @theCenturion001]

@ImperiumEmperor @Phat_chyna She doesn't want the world to show him that he's a fool

[OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu]

I sincerely don’t understand
You did not want to pay?

[Nick Bateman @nickbateman33]

The odds of capturing this on video were probably 1 in 850 quindecillion

There has never been a quadruple meg before in human history and there will never be another

[SlinkyNutts @slinkynutts]

@SanaELedene Regardless of how this turns out, the damage is already done to women's credibility.

The thousands of women that fell into literal tik tok psychosis overnight cements my belief women shouldn't be anywhere near law enforcement and the justice system.

[Terry Schilling 🇺🇸 @Schilling1776]

@BenHomebrew We are up against demons.

[L.C. @theCenturion001]

@EL_BICH0O @256Rootyherman Bro wtf😂😂

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

What if lady who wanted the kid divided was the real mother but had post partum depression ??

[ℰ𝓁𝒾𝓃𝒶𝓂✨ @xxelinam]

My phone just fell inside water , does anybody have rice?
And maybe some small stew … to dry the phone

[Yemi. @KR3Wmatic]

If you’re an atheist in Nigeria and still financially dependent on your parents, keep your atheism to yourself. Nigerian parents may not take it lightly. Some might even disown you. So keep pretending to be a believer until you’re financially independent.

[Snr..🧸 @vinicius_snrr]

The friendships not lasting forever doesn’t mean the connection was not genuine, some of the best experiences in life are short-lived, cherish the memories you shared while you move on to the next.

[L.C. @theCenturion001]

@HonitelHQ And I could have had that proximity based connection with anybody but I had it with them, it is still a special connection. The fact that we don't talk often after school does not then mean the time we spent together was merely convenient... Good friends will always be friends

[David get PVC @geezy__david]

this country stupid gan, person go dey talk how he no see job with wetin he study for school, you go dey paste am "learn skills".

"i can't see job i studied agric" - learn a skill
"i just graduated" - learn a skill
"i am in 300l" - hope you are learning a skill there is nothing outside o

so whats now the point of the university if na skill he or she dey come out learn?

like why not use the 4years to focus on the skill since na wetin he go still come outside do?

[Ndi Kato (Ungwan Masara's finest) @YarKafanchan]

Even if god appeared to me by himself to prove his existence, I still won't worship and the simple reason is that I am too lazy. Too lazy to form a routine around all his rituals and do's and donts.
I will go to hell instead. I don't have energy abeg.

[L.C. @theCenturion001]

@realekundayo I think it has something to do with conditioning, while still hustling having little, you adapt to get the most from whatever amount you're spending. One might just need a scenario (like yours) to open his eyes. It's not wrong to be prudent but giving is a very humane virtue.