Tami. 🧸✨

A woman : Not a drop, A whole mighty wave // Microbiologist // Culinary Director - Tami’s On The Go // Freight Expert - Tami’s Logistics // Kitchen Consultant.

[Tami. 🧸✨ @ThechefTami]

I'm a chef. I make awesome dishes and cater for your general food needs and also provide various soup bowls for your tummy's delight. Please help me retweet, i know my customers are on your TL. Edakun, please dear. 😩😊

[Tami. 🧸✨ @ThechefTami]

@chippercashapp is legit the worse app ever. So damn annoying.
Poor customer service too.

You’d add money and they’d deduct without giving any reason, mind you I had no pending payments or overdue payments or whatever. Just deducted my money for nothing! Corporate Thieves!

[Tami. 🧸✨ @ThechefTami]

God please! Can they just let those little children go??! It’s so heartbreaking. Awon omolomo. I just can’t imagine what they are going through in the hands of those demons. 😞

[Superstar Osas ✨ @OsasOkonyon]

Ehn oshamo no dulling no sleeping new week new blessing anybody wey pray for your downfall nain go fall more money more blessing more cash out more big bag loke loke lola kun faya kun! Shall never kpeme shall never lack!

[Oluwaseun💕 @seunnimi]

Oh to be a rich beautiful woman in her big car driving to buy overpriced groceries to stock up her breathtaking kitchen in her gorgeous house

[Tami. 🧸✨ @ThechefTami]

Group therapy Ibadan is insane!! Whut?! 😂💀

[Star Potter @Starpotternews]

Band!ts have released new videos of the kidn@pped teachers in Ogbomoso after 14 days in captivity.

Repost for the world to see😭

[Tami. 🧸✨ @ThechefTami]

If my man or brother played that bet yesterday. I would have been the happiest because I’d have automatically left the trenches. To think the both of them usually play his games. Except yesterday’s own. God now! 😂😭

[Tami. 🧸✨ @ThechefTami]

This person is the “egun elegun” that mothers pray against for their children. Babanla agbako. Wrote an entire thread to prove a point but still missed the plot. Smh.

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

I’ve been married for five years, and my wife does most of the cooking and cleaning. I hardly do those things.

Why? Because she cooks three types of meals on the weekend that last from Monday to Friday.

She only does laundry on weekends. She only cleans on weekends.

We also do our shopping only on weekends.

I had to help create these routines for her because she kept complaining about the “mental load” crap.

Women create a lot of this mental load for themselves and then complain that motherhood is hard. No, you made motherhood hard on yourselves.

She doesn’t have to deep-clean the floor late at night. She can do it tomorrow.

She doesn’t have to do laundry late at night either. Laundry can even be done on the weekend.

She doesn’t have to wash the dishes immediately; they can wait until tomorrow.

[Tami. 🧸✨ @ThechefTami]

These days, I’m very easily irritable. Na small things dey vex me.

[Tami. 🧸✨ @ThechefTami]

@eazisrael The way those people plan to rig in the election, eyes have not seen it yet. Nigeria’s entire voting population might be multiplied by 2 or 3 with votes for their party

[Tami. 🧸✨ @ThechefTami]

You see some takes on this app and you just know the person behind it has to be very daft.

Just saw a tweet talking about how SM’s Presidential campaign froze.

Our people have been ruled by people with zero empathy that we think having empathy is a weakness…

[Richard Oluwamayowa @Olaogun_]

Hello @LCFC

I’m Olaogun, a winger also played as a striker from Nigeria. I’ve spent the last 3 years training daily to get one shot at professional football.

I’m not asking for a contract. I’m asking for 7 days on trial to show you what I can do. If I’m not good enough, I’ll walk away with no hard feelings.

I��m fast, direct, and I work harder than anyone on the pitch.

My highlights are here: https://t.co/nD68FCLsMn

Thanks,
Olaogun
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[Tami. 🧸✨ @ThechefTami]

Yes….Or you don’t find them attractive enough or you are pretty much not attracted to them….period.

[Misheline Mutuzo @Lord_Mutuzo]

No matter how much you love your person, you need to be your own person.
Have your own hobbies, your own friends, your own time, your own fun.

Endeavor to be your own person.

[Tami. 🧸✨ @ThechefTami]

@Feyisparkles It was very hot please.

[Bennie🕊️ @Bennieeexyz]

My dad discovered voice notes last year and has fully replaced phone calls with them, He just sends long, unedited, stream of consciousness voice notes sent at random hours. I receive them like dispatches from another world.

Voice note received 6:47am

Dad: (sound of kettle in background)
Good morning. I was thinking about you. I saw something on the television last night about young people and stress and I wanted to check on you. Are you eating. I hope you're eating. Your mother made stew yesterday it was very good. I told her to send you some but she said you live far. I said that's what couriers are for. She said I don't know how to use the courier app. I told her I would do it. I haven't done it yet but I will. Anyway. Call me when you wake up. Or send a voice note. Your mother says you never call. I told her you're busy. Are you busy? Don't be too busy. Okay. Have a good day. Eat something. Bye. (paus It's dad by the way.

Me: (listens to entire two minute voice note)

Me: (it is 6:47am)

Me: (sends voice note back)

Me: Dad I know it's you. You're the only one who sends voice notes this long. I'm eating. Tell mum I'll call this weekend. Also you don't need to say bye and then keep talking and then say bye again.

Voice note received 6:51am

Dad: (laughing) Okay okay. Bye.

Me: (smiling at phone at 6:51am)

Me: (this is actually the best start to a morning)

[Tami. 🧸✨ @ThechefTami]

Guess the person that called me mean yesterday had a point afterall 😂

[Mikolo @Ademolaaa_]

No woman with big boobs is kind. LMFAO

[𝓡𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓲💋 @ohyessratii]

There's nothing dysfunctional about women.

[Tami. 🧸✨ @ThechefTami]

I’d like to go for something like this. It would be so much fun, especially for someone like me that silly things crack me up alot 😂😂

[City! @dolapocarter]

I dey this comedy club and I dey fear stand up go piss make this hosts no roast my papa 😭

[Tami. 🧸✨ @ThechefTami]

An ethereal blue-and-white themed wedding 🤍🩵
Canapés by Tami’s first wedding afterparty catering of the year, and we can boldly say we delivered

Thank you so much for the opportunity!@Baro_of_Africa for President! 🙌🏽🥳🫂