Chris Howson

Radio & T.V. Guy. Current owner of @BrookeShields' eyebrows. Host of “Good Morning Phuket” and Broadcast Manager at Live 89.5

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Filthy slut. How do you expect us to take Male "musicians" seriously when this is how they present themselves on NATIONAL television?? Most important event ruined bc this little boy is desperate for attention. Need to ban men from the Super Bow. #StayInYourLane #GoBackToTheGarage

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@Twitter forced me to delete a tweet in which I told a story of homophobic abuse directed toward me... Apparently their new policy is to silence victims.

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"Hope your students don't show up!" is a teacher's version of "have a good day at work"

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Peak Western hypocrisy. UK Government wagging a finger at the East for "corruption" with one hand while accepting a bribe to allow a convicted felon wanted on extradition charges to live in your country with the other.
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The year is 2018, men at the gym still think giving unsolicited advice to women about how they should move their bodies is the best way to win their favour. #MansplainingOlympics

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Real e-mail from listener "You have been very open on air about some of your personal mental health issues. I commend your honesty and bravery to address those so publicly" Literally just talk about my life, was unaware I had mental health issues.... but always happy to inspire.

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Here's some #MondayMotivation with the lateset #Monday Mocha episode with @TheChrisHowson https://t.co/bt70pXzk2a #PodernFamily #Podcast

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*The Sad Life of a Dieter*
I can't wait until 11am when I can eat my snow peas!

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Natalie Portman called out the fact that no women were nominated for Best Director tonight

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Tonya fucking Harding is there 😂😂😂 #Globes75

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You see a cold snap, I see Elsa smashing the patriarchy via frost bite. You snow girl!

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When no one comes to your birthday party then this shit slides into your inbox.

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"I think I've developed a touch of social anxiety"-He thought while scaling an 8ft fence to avoid being introduced to new people. #ThirtyFlirtyAndThriving

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Sister: "I'm having dinner with our cousin tonight, any message you want me to send for you?"
Me: "Tell her it's irresponsible and reckless to have three children in this day and age"
Sister: .....

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Trying to further differentiate the Michelle Williams' of the world by adding "DC Michelle Williams" but that still doesn't narrow it down. Dawson's Creek Michelle Williams or Destiny's Child Michelle Williams. I NEED TO KNOW WHICH ONE!

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#PriceHarry is engaged to a American Divorcee and everyone is cool with it.
#WallisSimpson would be so pissed. @meghanmarkle #RoyalWedding2018

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(3/4) #CallMeByYourName Openly LGBT actors often if not always suffer a blow to their career and marketability when they come out. They are no longer considered "believable" in heterosexual roles yet they are blocked from all decent LGBT roles if favour of their hetero peers.

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(4/4) #CallMyByYourName No one is buying #ArmieHammer as a 24 year old student. Women in Hollywood over 30 become typecast by and large as a dowdy loveable spinster or maternal figure, yet we're gonna let this slide? No thanks.

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(2/4) #CallMeByYourName Just once can we have an LGBT story that isn't exclusively portrayed by Cisgender heterosexual men and women? #TimothéeChalamet was relatively unknown when he was cast as the lead. Could they not have tried a relatively unknown Queer man?

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(1/4) #CallMeByYourName: In a year of cleansing the entertainment industry of deviants is it not hypocritical to acclaim a film about a sexual relationship between an adult man and a teenage boy? Or is statutory rape acceptable as long as it's veiled as a "coming of age tale"?