Simone Fernandes

Ultimate Snacker | Persistent Whiner | Self Proclaimed DJ | Digital Marketing

[Simone Fernandes @TheChubbwagon]

NGL - I’m low key proud of myself for understanding the ‘Dada’ part of it.

[RVCJ Media @RVCJ_FB]

If you know. You know.

[Simone Fernandes @TheChubbwagon]

Booked back to back shows for Barbie and then Oppenheimer today. Not sure if I’ve given myself sufficient time to recover.

[Simone Fernandes @TheChubbwagon]

@HersheysIndia When they do silly little things just to bring a smile on your face #NuttyForYou #SayItWithAKiss 🥹

[Simone Fernandes @TheChubbwagon]

“Notice how it rains only on weekdays when you have to travel to work”
- Me at home, on a weekend, with chai, under a blanket looking at a bright sunny day.

[Simone Fernandes @TheChubbwagon]

End of the Depp-Heard trial also calls for a moment of silence and self realisation, for all the time I’ve invested in it and never getting back 🥲

[Simone Fernandes @TheChubbwagon]

It’s that time of the year when…

1) I open Twitter to check if my account is active
2) Tell myself I need to be more active here
3) Tweet something random and like/RT a couple of things
4) Log off until the next time

#SeeYou2023

[Simone Fernandes @TheChubbwagon]

Touché

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Nope. Still not using clubhouse.

[Simone Fernandes @TheChubbwagon]

Friend: Why haven’t you replied to my message.
Me: #WhatsAppDown
Friend: I messaged two weeks back

#OneFriendDownZeroLeft

[Simone Fernandes @TheChubbwagon]

Do yourself a favour and watch Squid Game on @NetflixIndia. 🤯

[Simone Fernandes @TheChubbwagon]

Pure genius. Pure ❤️

Right in the feels @DairyMilkIn

[Social Samosa @Social_Samosa]

Here's a dose of magic and nostalgia from the house of @DairyMilkIn and @Ogilvy_India

#GoodLuckGirls #KuchKhaasHai #VintageAds

[MyTherapistSays @MyThrpstSays]

Let’s not Susan

[Aishwarya Mohanraj @AishwaryaMrj]

I slept cause I had a headache and now I have a headache cause I slept too much WHAT IS THIS BODY

[MyTherapistSays @MyThrpstSays]

*knees crack*

[Simone Fernandes @TheChubbwagon]

#TrueStory

*sister steps out of the salon with her hair coloured*

Dad - Wow this looks amazing. It’s looking really good on you. Nicely done.
…How much did it cost?

*sister reveals price*

Dad - Complete waste of money! Natural hair is the best

[Simone Fernandes @TheChubbwagon]

@NimishDali @NetflixIndia 😒

[Simone Fernandes @TheChubbwagon]

Watched one episode of ‘Cooking With Paris’ on @NetflixIndia.

I don’t know what to say.

[Simone Fernandes @TheChubbwagon]

@film_fellow Haha, right back at you! @film_fellow

[Simone Fernandes @TheChubbwagon]

Is it just me or when someone sends you a ‘haha’, it feels like forced laughter as compared to a ‘hahaha’ #OverthinkingForTheWin

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❤️

[Indeed India @Indeed_India]

We can’t show what we can do until we can show up as who we are. In celebration of LGBTQ+ Pride this and every month, help make the world of work inclusive for everyone. #EmpathyAtWork #InsideIndeed #Pride2021 🏳️‍🌈