Candice Kelley

Avid dodgeball enthusiast

[Candice Kelley @TheCKelley]

@SoWhat52132892 @mmpadellan

[Candice Kelley @TheCKelley]

@AricToler Please keep sharing!

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@smokeeater3722 @MsTaken71340699 @maxi_tea @CanadianUgh I have heard of and seen very part time workers, less than 20 hours a week get laid off and make a killing by not working. In the meantime, the people that are working are being overworked and have to deal with the publics complaints because they are stretched so thin

[Candice Kelley @TheCKelley]

@twinstantfamily I put masks on his stuffed animals around the house. He still isn't great about it but when everyone else is he keeps it on longer.

[Candice Kelley @TheCKelley]

@Mom_Overboard Throw a cupcake in a milkshake...so good

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@Kpaz31986 @JeffreeStar Everyone wants a log!

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@seriousbubble @JeffreeStar It's log, log, log!

[zozagoon @zozagoon]

Nursing school doesn't prepare you for the number of elderly patients who will casually confess to decades-old murders.

[Candice Kelley @TheCKelley]

Get your #bigchicken from @HenHouseBrewing at Windsor and Cotati locations while supplies last!

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@CrumblCookies Waffle or mallow sandwich...dirt pie was something special tho

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@CrumblCookies Wafffle

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@pro_worrier_ Now that I have kid to run after it makes life easier

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#limpbizkit is a wine that has become finer with age

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@EstivillGary Reggae! It all sounds the same!

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@Meganstone27 I have a vagina

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@mxmclain I am going to miss masks. I have to do a once over tweezing everyday now.

[She Who Flies With Dragons #SlaveUkrania! @i__heart__this]

@santiagomayer_ Remember when people were all like, "It's almost 2021... everything's going to be different!!!" Yeah, I didn't believe them either.

[Candice Kelley @TheCKelley]

My 3 yo has called his nose a booger house. That is what I will be calling it forever.

[Candice Kelley @TheCKelley]

@dadmann_walking When I was pregnant and I would say I didn't like babies people were reaching for their phones to report me to CPS. Kids are way cooler when they are older.