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You know you're at The CLAAAP when there's glitter on the toilet seat.

[Amnesty Int'l MARO @AIUSAMARO]

"When you're talking about changing the world, you don't need permission. No one will give it to you." #MakeProgress

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& Chinatown buses RT @leahlize_it There is a special circle of hell reserved for people who bring smelly food onto planes

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@AmandaBynes All the shitty magazines just trash-talking U 2 make $$. Give my zine REAL interview? Obvi U decide what 2 say,the photos, etc.

[your away message @YourAwayMessage]

crush signs on. you: aim door slam|aim door open|aim door slam|aim door open|aim door slam|aim door open|

‘hey’
(YES!)

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@allydavis salmon...ella?

[Jenny McPhee @Jennymcphee]

If it weren't so sad this is actually kind of funny: In current The New Yorker, 11 pieces by men, 1 by a woman, a review of "Vagina."

[Amanda Palmer 🎹 @amandapalmer]

"I'm pretty sure someone put cough syrup in this" #OverheardAtBard

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Watermelon Salad http://t.co/1kSwYxgj

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@allydavis amateur neg

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facebook bday wishes = excellent tool for discovering 'friends' who rly need to go

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@allydavis but i betcha know a lot of guys whose gfs maybs-secretly have the same jarring personality flaws as the dude's mom/sis

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

"Whatever. I've eaten human face meat before. Overrated." -- Anthony Bourdain, hearing about the Miami cannibal

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@allydavis i get a lot more "saucy" smiles & winks from street guys when i'm wearing my backpack to work.

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While waiting at station, man asked if I wanted to hear a sweet thing. Then he asked if he could 'bite right into those sweet little ears.'

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My train is talking to me?

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@allydavis i hear it's 'bdsm lite' for bored & horny housewives

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this is my new staff shirt
https://t.co/9vWDDvWe