I love when I get on a crowded train and it gradually clears out after a few stops and I see someone who’s also been there the whole time and we look at each other like “guess it’s just us now”and then I transform into an ice dragon and freeze them with my ice breath attack
i saw a waymo get into a car crash yesterday and the whole front bumper came off revealing that it was actually being driven by a man that was at most 3 feet tall from a small compartment. when he realized i saw he took a pouch from his pocket threw it on the ground and vanished
The idea that "30 days builds a habit" is a joke to an ADHD brain. I can do something flawlessly every day for 3 weeks, miss exactly one day, and my brain will permanently delete the entire routine