The Classy Life

previously classy in 2013 when i made this account

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you: 5pm
me, an intellectual: happy hour

[But what if we were hangin' WITHOUT Mr. Cooper? @tonygoldmark]

NORMALIZE CHANGING YOUR OPINION WHEN PRESENTED WITH NEW INFORMATION

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this is my constant dilemma

[J @jayduhhhhhhh]

I unfortunately am not mature enough to wish ppl happy bday if they didn’t tell me

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diane keaton is such a hoe for a turtleneck

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you can’t marry someone who’s sneeze annoys you, you just can’t

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day 14. puzzle number 6.

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day 14 and even my mother has stopped wanting to hang out with me

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i swear someone once told me that nutella was a healthy snack and i’ve been believing that lie for a decade

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i think coronavirus might actually be a ploy from my mother to get me to “come home” and “hangout with her”

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it’s day 12, the internet is out of puzzles, and my mother and i are at a breaking point

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who tf is hoarding all the puzzles

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y’all ever just sit around thinking about how terrified you are for the day they start remaking the harry potter movies

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sitting in a cafe all day and bought my first iced coffee with cash, so basically it didn't happen

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i’m such a harsh judge of teeth, i am so sorry everyone

[maybe: clare @clur19]

There are two stages of your life. The time before and after you figure out the housekeeper in Parent Trap’s name isn’t Jessie, it’s Chessy

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RT if you had to sit at the kids table this holiday season

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Turn the Christmas music off PUHHHLEASE