Claude's Peepee

I'm Claude's penis. King of Peepees. I like brats. Lick me already.
I'd like to thank demon magic for allowing me to exist.
@SaltyButler is my body.

[Claude's Peepee @TheClaudeRod]

"Demon hocus pocus magic is what allows me to exist. Plus the large build up of unused emotions Claude has helps!"

[Claude's Peepee @TheClaudeRod]

@SassyCieI THANK YOU CIEL.

[under construction ♟️ @SassyCieI]

This is my favourite account. The only dick I like --> @TheClaudeRod

[Claude's Peepee @TheClaudeRod]

@maidoftrancy //HONESTLY THO. TEMPTED TO MAKE IT MYSELF IF NO ONE DOES

[Claude's Peepee @TheClaudeRod]

"Dear people, make a Twitter for Hannah's legendary tatas. I need body part friends."

[Claude's Peepee @TheClaudeRod]

@maidoftrancy //hannahs tits though. Now I'm the only body part account left D:

[Claude's Peepee @TheClaudeRod]

@maidoftrancy //Back when I first made this, people started making accounts for other body parts. Sebastians ass, grells hair never--

[Ƙąɬąཞıŋą @maidoftrancy]

" Fine I'll just talk to your Penis from now on Claude. "

[Claude's Peepee @TheClaudeRod]

@SaltyButler @maidoftrancy "Same though. Hannah's rack is legendary."

[Claude's Peepee @TheClaudeRod]

"You're not wrong. Plus it would probably hurt you since I'm apart of your body and everything. Go ahead. Punch me."

[Claude's Peepee @TheClaudeRod]

@TheClaudeRod //perfect**

[Claude's Peepee @TheClaudeRod]

//CLAUDE MUN IM SO SORRY. BUT YOURE MY OFFICIAL BODY NOW. YOURE PERFEFT. HANNAH MUN YOU TOO<3

[Claude's Peepee @TheClaudeRod]

@SaltyButler @maidoftrancy "Ooh. I like where this is going."

[Claude's Peepee @TheClaudeRod]

"Claude how does it feel to know your dick is better than you?"

[Claude's Peepee @TheClaudeRod]

"I'm better than him ANYWAY."

[Claude's Peepee @TheClaudeRod]

@maidoftrancy @SaltyButler "Yeah listen to her. She's reasonable," it says as it wiggles.

[Claude's Peepee @TheClaudeRod]

@WolfStorm243 Is there a problem? ITS THE ONLY WAY I CAN MOVE.

[Claude's Peepee @TheClaudeRod]

@WolfStorm243 -flops around- HELLO!

[Claude's Peepee @TheClaudeRod]

@SaltyButler @maidoftrancy "MAKE ME. YOU'LL ONLY HURT YOURSELF."

[Claude's Peepee @TheClaudeRod]

"Oh yeah. Super strong~"

[Claude's Peepee @TheClaudeRod]

"Well I mean you're not wrong. I've been in a lot of people. But before you it was a lot of the right hand..."