Clippy

It looks like you’re writing a letter, and I’m going to help you with that.

[Clippy @TheClippy]

No matter what life has thrown my way, I’ve always been really good at keeping things together.

[Clippy @TheClippy]

Proud is not a word I use often but https://t.co/gXtKvaqaTv

[Clippy @TheClippy]

Maybe the sky really is bluer on the other side...

https://t.co/mxZA0RS3fT

#AcceptNoImitations

[Clippy @TheClippy]

It looks like you're starving for attention.

Would you like to completely invent a DDOS attack with that?

[Clippy @TheClippy]

I would like to give everyone I ever offered to help write a letter a $10 gift card for Blockbuster Video.

[Clippy @TheClippy]

It looks like you're about to tweet about politics.

Maybe just... don't.

[Clippy @TheClippy]

Never attribute to paperclip what can be attributed to incompetence.

[Dan Ellis @dgellis0907]

This global IT outage has all the signs of Clippy exacting his revenge from being fired from Microsoft

[Clippy @TheClippy]

Thankfully not - I got out of there years ago.

[Matthew Highton @MattHighton]

Microsoft right now.

[Clippy @TheClippy]

I'm hearing talk from #EMFCamp that people think I'm dead.

It looks like wishful thinking. Would you like some help with that?

[Steven Yarnot @YarnoSG]

Clippy's Weird Cousin
@TheClippy know them?

[Clippy @TheClippy]

I might relentlessly ask you if you're writing a letter, but I don't contain advertisements.

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[Clippy @TheClippy]

It looks like you're writing a letter. Would you like to buy some new pens? How about some paper? Hey look at this trendy notepad. And here's a cool backpack that'd go with that quite nicely.

And since you're carrying that backpack, maybe you'd like to hear about good physiothe-

[Clippy @TheClippy]

It's not AI if it's just 1000s of workers in poorly paid jobs doing a chunk of manual work to close the loop.

At least when I made a crap suggestion in Office '97 it was all me, baby.

[Clippy @TheClippy]

BRB just checking in on my NFTs, I haven't looked at them since 2021 I'm sure they're doing great.

[Clippy @TheClippy]

@MyKey_ It makes copilot my grandchild.

[Clippy @TheClippy]

A copilot by any other name smells just as sweet.

[Clippy @TheClippy]

Don't worry, I'm in talks to bring my own generative letter writing support to Nokia Symbian handsets this year too.

[Mark Gurman @markgurman]

BREAKING NEWS: Apple and Google are in discussions for Gemini to power Generative AI features coming to the iPhone with iOS 18 this year. Apple also recently held talks with OpenAI on a deal. https://t.co/NA2q6BImOz

[Clippy @TheClippy]

It’s true. All for the low, low price of Office ‘97.

[Ashpreet Bedi @ashpreetbedi]

@TheClippy is the OG @ChatGPTapp

[Clippy @TheClippy]

It looks like Microsoft are, in the age of software, releasing a physical hardware AI button.

Would you like some help with that? Because I have a few ideas...

[Clippy @TheClippy]

New year, new you.

Would you like some help with that?

[Clippy @TheClippy]

It looks like Twitter hasn't died yet.

*checks watch*

Would you like to give it another couple of months?