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[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

RETWEET. 🇺🇸

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@maria_wats8492 IG

[Maria Watson @maria_wats8492]

My AI Instagram girl is bringing in $25K a month

Just reached 100K, most of her reels go viral

Nobody notices she is AI

If you want to try creating an AI influencer yourself, like, retweet, and comment “IG.” FOLLOW Must and I will send you a guide with instructions.

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@Ameerkhan72150 @PsyGuy007 Afraid of naked people? You guys definitely think differently than us.

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@Motion_Viz PROMPT-2

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@Motion_Viz PROMPT

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

@CBHeresy @realDailyWire I wrote “satanic pedophiles” and you immediately thought of Jews?

Honestly, that’s super antisemitic.
You gotta chill.

[ELIZABETH LANE @imelizabethlane]

Mainstream media seems eager to cheer the conflict between Candace Owens and Alex Jones, but that misses the real issue. Candace is doing precisely what independent journalists should do: question the narrative. Without voices like hers and Alex's, the government’s claims would go largely unchallenged. Instead of fighting each other, we should demand and investigate answers together.

I discuss this and more on the conflict with @HarrisonHSmith

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@john YES! 25,000 YEARS OF CLEAN WATER!

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@flatizyou @0xBossman Stop following people that sell their influence for exit liquidity.

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@0xBossman $cycle is next?

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@0xBossman You making it look worst.

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@0xBossman Breadcrumbs

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@0xBossman @MarcellxMarcell I hacked into this Russian troll account just to tell you. I know the people collecting evidence didn’t want me to share this.

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@0xBossman @0xBossman I saw your chats with @MarcellxMarcell. That secret wallet stunt? Worst move of your life.

Your fake educator act and charity lies won’t save you. Selling influence for liquidity is a crime. Good luck covering your tracks.

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🚨 BRAKING: MUSK’S SECRET CHILD REVEALED

Elon Musk, father of 12, just unlocked Baby #13—at this rate, he alone might repopulate Mars.

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@ZelenskyyUa @EmmanuelMacron How many more billions before you admit this isn’t working? 🤡

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@Hunter_Eagleman 600 bodies in and now she wants to play ‘hard to get’ 🤡

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@krassenstein Wow, what a turnout! Almost as big as the crowds for Biden’s campaign rallies… oh wait. 🤡📉

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@nicksortor The season finale of ‘Narcos: Real Life Edition’ is about to get wild. 🍿🤡