kristen 🦄

a clunky girl with some clunky style • she/her • ig: @theclunkster • [email protected]

[kasey @kaseyklimes]

this got talked about a lot when I worked on google maps.

I would personally love this feature, and it’s technically feasible.

here’s why I fought it loudly every time it came up

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[PATRICKSTARRR @patrickstarrr]

This is where my trust issues started iykyk

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

I cannot believe Bob Barker lived as close to 100 as possible without going over.

[ey.eyaaa ෆ 🥀 @ey_eyaaa]

the only reason i still believe in love is because i exist and i’m full of it

[kristen 🦄 @TheClunkster]

@emilynussbaum i watched set it up yesterday and thought it was cute!!

[trash jones @jzux]

situationship? you mean my one-year stand?

[culture @notgwendalupe]

16 years ago, the most LEGENDARY night of Disney Channel happened: the premiere of 'High School Musical 2', 'Phineas and Ferb' and the crossover of 'Hannah Montana' with the Jonas Brothers, thread:

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Gossip is morally a lovely thing to do bc you’re a spreader of truth and a sharer of wisdom

[warm human @w000rm]

spring:
depressed in a hopeful way

summer:
depressed in a manic way

fall:
depressed in a nostalgic way

winter:
depressed in a depressed way

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

not dating to marry, not dating to break up, but a secret third thing (dating to enjoy being with a person you’re compatible with for as long as you both enjoy each other, no matter if that’s months or years or the rest of your lives)

[kristen 🦄 @TheClunkster]

listening to two people on the long island railroad falling in love. they’re both cancers, they live in the same town, they both reserve sundays for family. i hope they get married and stay together forever

[Female Gremlin @trashgyn]

if barbieworld was actually a mirror of our society then barbies would be raping abusing and murdering kens for just existing. instead, they ignore them. but ofc being ignored is tantamount to murder to men

[lil bruh @fitfuljest]

apparently there’s some controversy at my local chipotle

[kristen 🦄 @TheClunkster]

listen i love good vibes more than anyone but this is getting a little ridiculous

[Emmy Cicierega @EmmyCic]

I only want art made by human beings and I want those human beings to be paid well and stoked about living their dream

[Sean Garrette @seangarrette]

you know what I love about me? I love that I can find the humor in anything. humor has literally kept me alive.