Hambone Fakenamington

I like cats and witty puns. she/her

[Hambone Fakenamington @TheCMK89]

@sonrieinspanish Yes please!

[Red Rum Club @RedRumClub]

if them pants go any further up north they’ll have their funding cut

[Hambone Fakenamington @TheCMK89]

“Lately I’ve been dressing for revenge” I sing along aggressively as I put on baggy jeans and a comfy woolly jumper for the fifth time this week #TSmidnighTS

[Hambone Fakenamington @TheCMK89]

@cj_outlaw Yayyyy Seej 🙌🙌👏👏👏 So proud of you ❤️

[Hambone Fakenamington @TheCMK89]

@david_s_barker Yesss it’s super handy. I’m pretty sure other debit and credit cards will work fine most places, you just might get charged a bit more.

[Hambone Fakenamington @TheCMK89]

@david_s_barker My Monzo worked fine everywhere I went :)

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

When you hear Rishi Sunak propose a £200 *loan* as a solution for households facing energy bills rocketing by £693, remember:

He's the richest MP, who last night in Parliament pushed through a tax cut for bankers worth £1,000,000,000 a year.

Sunak's on their side, not yours.

[Hambone Fakenamington @TheCMK89]

Bye Bye Lil’ Sebastian is actually such a good song.

[South London Music Show @southlondonms]

Episode 1 OUT NOW - Spotify link in bio xoxooxxoxo

[Bontan @BontanUK]

Thank god I washed out that used tin of chopped tomatoes to recycle the can.

[Hambone Fakenamington @TheCMK89]

Look at my auntie Carmel 🥰❤️

[Carmel McC MBE @DrHoM_Carmel]

On 23rdNovember I had the honour of receiving an MBE from HRH Princess Royal for service to midwifery. #Humbled @nhsuhcw @Project_BUMP @claireprice1981 @talbot_alison @ClaireAllan10 @EmmaFancott @GlobalVillageMw @josellwright @MidwivesRCM @GillWaltonRCM @SamanthaKendall

[Hambone Fakenamington @TheCMK89]

“God, what a day” - Me at 7am

[eliza @penny2460]

Me to my feminism when love Island starts. #LoveIsland

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

i will say that i entered quarantine wanting to get skinny and i left it genuinely wanting to unlearn fatphobia/achieve body neutrality. so… an L for the patriarchy, a W for me?

[Channel 4 News @Channel4News]

“I want to embrace him and tell him how much I love him.”

Evidence Joel, the mother of missing student Richard Okorogheye, tells @JackieLongc4 she has been overwhelmed by the support from the public, as she appeals for her son to come home.

[Hambone Fakenamington @TheCMK89]

@juberg_ Can confirm this is true

[Marsha de Cordova @MarshadeCordova]

Please share

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Men in Shakespeare plays

[Leah Greenberg says NO KINGS ❌👑 @Leahgreenb]

OK just to be clear: if I say "we must crack down on serial killers" and you say "why are you launching this thinly veiled personal attack on me" I'm gonna have questions