Damir Čohadarević

Software Mage

[Damir Čohadarević @TheCohadar]

Fight the system: never click on anything that says "Recommended for you"

[Damir Čohadarević @TheCohadar]

Nikudan 1968

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Dolazi nemački mesni konglomerat da nauči Srbiju kako se gaje svinje. Pa majku vam jebem izdajničku, pa Nedićevci su bili manji kvilinzi.

[Damir Čohadarević @TheCohadar]

Ljudi još uvek veruju u glasanje.

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O veselje, Rusi reaktiviraju prvu tenkovsku armiju.

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Titanik has already hit the iceberg, and people are still dancing.

[Damir Čohadarević @TheCohadar]

TODO files are fundamentally useless.
I keep a NOTTODO file to remind myself why I avoid doing certain things.

[Damir Čohadarević @TheCohadar]

Mighty Prediction: Oil has started to suffer from inverse Jevons paradox.

[Damir Čohadarević @TheCohadar]

Mighty Prediction: In 10 years the only people using $ will be coders.

[Damir Čohadarević @TheCohadar]

Orc: What was your greatest achievement in Java?
Me: I don't use Java any more,
and my greatest achievement was never using Spring or EJB.

[Nassim Nicholas Taleb @nntaleb]

3825 years later, economists haven't yet figured out what Babylonians did: debt has systemic effects (hence on others), self-harm doesn't. https://t.co/7UKUQSo1G3

[Nassim Nicholas Taleb @nntaleb]

A. Tversky once said he didn't care about *artificial intelligence*,he studied *natural stupidity*.
I prefer to study *artificial stupidy*.

[Damir Čohadarević @TheCohadar]

sudo dušo sudo mori otvori mi vrata

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Provedem nedelju dana u inostranstvu i počnem da slušam Bobana Zdravkovića...

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Engineer working on distributed problems: organising office pizza.

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Storm-333

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Zürich: noch einmal bitte 🍺

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brew install ascii

[Damir Čohadarević @TheCohadar]

Ah, AWS admin access, I have missed you so much. Let us not part ever again.

[Gary Fixler 🗹 @gfixler]

"Can everyone read the code on the slide?"
"Not really."
<enlarges text> "Better?"
"No, it's still Scala."