Severus

Bane's Protégé

[Severus @TheConstrictor_]

This man really hilarious as fuck lmaooo.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Am thinking of starting new university:
Texas Institute of Technology & Science

[Severus @TheConstrictor_]

Lmaoo this man looks hilarious.

[Nwanyi agu @hsakuraaaa]

These pictures just dey vex me.

[Severus @TheConstrictor_]

The Google Pixel is one of the greatest phones that will ever be made and you're foolish if you think your iPhone is touching it in whatever class or specification.

[Severus @TheConstrictor_]

Because you're foolish dear.

[Beyoncé follows her @MsAdaO]

One of these days you people will use an android phone to take a picture of the sky to show us heaven and angels singing but we still won’t care.

[Severus @TheConstrictor_]

That nigga must really have a thing for scrambled eggs. Damn.

[Severus @TheConstrictor_]

Lmaoo they should not fucking try it.

[Nairametrics @Nairametrics]

CBN denies plans to convert forex in domicilliary accounts to naira, condemns rumours https://t.co/XsEJ2Iou4Y

[Severus @TheConstrictor_]

You obviously know you won't hear that alarm.

[Severus @TheConstrictor_]

Nah, let them go and eat pasta and meatballs with Jay Z.

[Tidal @TIDAL]

Take the $500K.

[Severus @TheConstrictor_]

An even more foolish tweet to defend a foolish tweet.

[Severus @TheConstrictor_]

Existing is a red flag for you guys now?

[Sierra @LustSierra]

A single man over 30 is a BIG RED FLAG! Especially with NO KIDS 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Severus @TheConstrictor_]

This one got me 😭😭

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

Champagne Poetry is a top 3 Drake intro

[Severus @TheConstrictor_]

🙏🏽🙏🏽

[juicy j @therealjuicyj]

Go find god

[Severus @TheConstrictor_]

Beyonce stans are worse don't stress me.

[THE KID MERO 🇩🇴 @THEKIDMERO]

DRAKE GOT STANS, KANYE GOT CULT MEMBERS

[Severus @TheConstrictor_]

I don't see how this is a problem.

[THE KID MERO 🇩🇴 @THEKIDMERO]

DRAKE GOT STANS, KANYE GOT CULT MEMBERS

[Severus @TheConstrictor_]

You people should allow the woman to enjoy the limelight.

[Rubi Rose @RubiRose]

See the watch collection and assume I got time cuz of the Rubi Rose two-tone 🌹

[Severus @TheConstrictor_]

Why they haven't cooked you into smithereens is very surprising.

[Lord @lordtaylorvb]

i never understood baecations, if the point of a vacation is peace of mind then why would i bring my girlfriend with me?

[Severus @TheConstrictor_]

Man, this so fucked up.

[Bulama Bukarti, PhD @bulamabukarti]

The terrorists that abducted the 136 Tegina students have refused to release them despite collecting N50m ransom. Instead, they’ve held one of the delegates that delivered the ransom and are demanding more money and six Honda motorcycles. Only in Buhari’s Nigeria can this happen.

[Severus @TheConstrictor_]

Fucking hyprocite.

[Severus @TheConstrictor_]

Aave, Chainlink or Cardano.