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@kenklippenstein Every time he lies, his gums grow

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@TheSylvreWolfe @kingbealestreet Wasn't even discrete. A caucasian army attacking an Arab nation to steal land and are prepared to shoot unarmed children. Insane American billionaire backing them with military aid in an effort to claim a portion of the stolen land. Zios are just realising they're the bad guys.

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@no_salv @VSquaredTwo It certainly loops back

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@SpectralAurora_ Harambe? The financier?

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@ccfc_07 Trentember

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@Default69202648 Sometimes they forget that they take a stance to protect women so that they can justify racism.

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@DCBL39 @jaubreyYT @allenanalysis Taxes can be used to help people in your country and not just for blowing people up in other countries, turns out.

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@vince_martella They say Phineas got mad at Ferb that's why he quiet

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@KazLxrd @Tarsalchair7686 @TheCinesthetic It happens to Meatloaf in Fightclub, and in an episode of House.

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@STPCHS_Oblivion @charise_lee That's still not 45% of liberals

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@MDxOtta @TaddyDudstare Shit, maybe

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@Nick194732 @zei_squirrel No way you're falling for 50s propaganda

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Me, casually acquainted with gurt: Hello Gurt :)

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Banger 2014 tweet tho

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Night Conlaed: Sleep is for the weak!
Morning Conlaed: Sleep is for the week -_-

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How the landlord opening my rent today

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@BigHazelEyedDoe @thefeniangmbno That's her first mistake

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Gave the worm one stone. Going to see how it does against 2 early birds.

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@jacksfilms "Have- have we become the violence in movies. At least we're not se-WAIT BRIAN NO!" #YIAYguy

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Been looking up tutorial videos and commenting "I know".

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@GlobeEyeNews Musk wants to "make Germany great again" :/