HUGE episode of @28Plays today! We talk about my true crime book, Loose Units, we chat with two of the devs on @Warcraft about #BattleForAzeroth, we delve into We Happy Few, AND we talk about @NoMansSky! https://t.co/AwpMyyv8Do
Rewatched Mission Impossible 2 to see if it’s as bad as I remember (it is). But the bit the KILLS ME is the four kids THROWING the AFL football to each other in the sloppy end scene.
'It's grim stuff, but it’s also, often, genuinely laugh-out-loud funny. Loose Units is a different, personal kind of true crime.' – Fiona Hardy, bookseller at Readings Carlton
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Jesus, people! It’s simple.
Trains: Touch on, touch off.
Trams: Touch on, no touch off.
Busses: Touch on thrice, ask the driver if the red bird sings at dawn, touch over.
Taxis: Don’t touch ANYTHING.
Ok guys, let’s talk #Harrypotter#fanfic. Who are the good authors? What are the best stories you’ve read? I have a couple of mates churning out A+ stuff, but I’m addicted now so I’m looking for more. #fanfiction#amreading
THE CAKE! It featured elderflower syrup and a light sponge. The filling was made from Amalfi lemon curd and elderflower buttercream. The cake was decorated with Swiss meringue buttercream and 150 fresh flowers, mainly British, and in season, including peonies and roses. FUCK. YES
I was in Windsor Castle just a few months ago. Little did I know, Paul was carrying my engagement ring in his pocket. He asked me to marry him later on that day.
BUT I’M NOT CRYING YOU ARE!!
If every world leader used their respective platforms to spread that much love, the world would be in much better shape. I think that wedding was remarkable. #royalwedding
Beginning to suspect that all these telemarketing calls I'm getting asking me if I'm a "new homeowner" are just my parents trying to hammer in a point.
"So do you own property? Oh you don't? Well that's surprising. You did so well at school. What's gone wrong, do you think?"