Cort Carpenter

Producer, Director, Writer, Actor, Photographer, Comedian, Philosopher, AVFC

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Straight up … there hasn’t been a classic, comedy movie since 2013…

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@ColoradoDOT hey there! Why is WB I70 closed at the Eisenhower tunnel?

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The only thing more satisfying than a Villa win… a Villa win over Arsenal. #AVFCvAFC #AVFC

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Not 4-0 anymore👌🏼. #DENvsPHI

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@ColoradoDOT Any update to this situation @ColoradoDOT ?? Nearly 6 hours and no update

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@Adamcooper89 @elder_peter @StanCollymore You clearly don’t know what “possession” means…

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This ref must have a savior complex… helping Wolves like it’s his own little charity. #avfc

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lol Fulham aka Arsenal rejects

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U. T. F. V. #AVFC #ChampionsLeague

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Boy, do I LOVE watching Philly teams lose! #MLS

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The ref in #USMNT Uruguay game shouldn’t be allowed to ref anything above U12’s ever again.

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If you’re staying at a hotel and they only offer paid valet, do you have tip?

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Horrendous. This is the worst officiating I’ve ever seen. #NBA

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@villareport Happy for the point away from home. Poor refereeing. Looked tired, subs coming on at the right time.

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What is the point of #VAR if not to reverse clear and obvious mistakes? Diop with a CLEAR penalty on Watkins. #AVFC

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Rob Jones working pretty hard to make an enemy of the whole of Villa Park. #AVFC

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Love watching Seattle lose, but love watching Philly lose even more

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I know I’ve said it before, but it’s always nice to watch Philly lose…

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Always nice to watch Philly teams lose.

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In an attempt to increase viewership, the NFL is looking into paying Taylor Swift’s appearance fee for as many games as possible each weekend.

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Keeping Kamara on after 20 minutes of dragging his feet feels like a gross oversight.