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[The Cosmic Guy @TheCosmic_Guy]

There is something wrong with @LucknowIPL management and their Luck 🧵

👉LSG have a history of players not performing for them

👉But as soon as LSG let them go
They start performing

👉Some examples

1️⃣Shardul Thakur
2️⃣Devdutt Paddikal
3️⃣Ravi Bishnoi
4️⃣KL Rahul
5️⃣Krunal Pandya
Etc

#TataIPL #IPL2026

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@Khurpench_ Bro is living in his own fantasy land

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@narendramodi @Rabiul_Islam11 kala Akshar

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Do you remember when you joined X?

I do! #MyXAnniversary

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Neither the branch people, nor the customer care is able to help in this

If your employees are not fully aware about the services you are providing, why are you offering online account opening service, please stop torchering the customer..

[The Cosmic Guy @TheCosmic_Guy]

@BankofIndia_IN hello

I was trying to Open Current Account online and at the Video KYC page it says

I visited the branch and they said for online process, we dont have information

I called customer care 1800 103 1906
The executive said Current account can not be open online

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@elonmusk @grok true?

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@PadmajaJoshi dekho kahi 2-4 0 kamm toh nhi reh gye 💀

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Peak Cinema 🔥

यहाँ सब #IPL में Busy है वहा Bangladesh Pakistan को घर में बुला के बेज्जत कर रहा है😆

#BANvsPAK

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@aajtak @anjanaomkashyap https://t.co/pZOQwqUMPu

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Ye dalle tmhe ye nhi batayenge ki tab crude oil $140 pe tha tab bhi wo 62Rs me patrol bech rhe the aur Modi sarkar me crude oil $40 pe aa gya tha tb b patrol 100 ka becha gya

[The Cosmic Guy @TheCosmic_Guy]

Ye dalle tmhe ye nhi batayenge ki tab crude oil $140 pe tha tab bhi wo 62Rs me patrol bech rhe the aur Modi sarkar me crude oil $40 pe aa gya tha tb b patrol 100 ka becha gya

[AajTak @aajtak]

पेट्रोल UPA में ज्यादा महंगा हुआ या मोदी सरकार में?

#Petrol #India #BlackAndWhiteOnAajTak #ATTVReel |
@anjanaomkashyap

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@Mrsinha @rajnathsingh You cant hear GiF

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Congress is so corruption free now because all corrupt politicians have joined BJP.. 👏

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

Backstabbing comes naturally to the Congress. See what happened in Tamil Nadu…

[The Cosmic Guy @TheCosmic_Guy]

Bengal me Vikas ne raftaar pakad li hai..

[Jawaharlal Nehru @PMNehru]

Video coming out of Bengal are not looking good.

This one is from Ruby More, Kolkata.

This is when BJP hasn't even taken charge of the state.

[The Cosmic Guy @TheCosmic_Guy]

Sold

[Harbhajan Turbanator @harbhajan_singh]

Bengal has always had immense potential but lagged behind for years. People are ready for growth, development, and change. The hope is clear—the time has come for Bengal to rise and shine. 🌅 Big congratulations to Shri @narendramodi Shri @AmitShah and entire team @BJP4India All the way 🇮🇳🇮🇳

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💯

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Abki baar toh “infiltrators” ko nikaal doge na finally ya 4th term b chahiye hoga

[Himanta Biswa Sarma @himantabiswa]

Hat-Trick with a century!

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Bhakts rights now 👇🏻

[Live Law @LiveLawIndia]

Savarkar Filed Mercy Petitions Before British 5 Times, Treated Cow As Useful Animal Not God: Grandnephew Tells Court |@NarsiBenwal

#Savarkar #RahulGandhi

https://t.co/bG7ej1WbEl

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मोदीजी का बचपन गरीबी में बीता तब ये जनता का ये हाल कर रहा है
कहीं अमीरी में बीता होता तो क्या करता 💀

[Adv. Vijay Singh @VijaySingh_law]

दिल्ली से प्रयागराज, 670 किमी।

ट्रेन: ₹500
फ्लाइट: ₹5,000

गंगा एक्सप्रेसवे से कार:
टोल ₹1,800
ईंधन ₹3,500
कुल ₹5,300

सड़क जनता के लि�� बनी है
या सिर्फ अमीरों के लिए?

[The Cosmic Guy @TheCosmic_Guy]

WhatsApp voters when asked about Commercial LPG price increase by ₹993 🔥

#LPG

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CM Modi’s message to PM Modi 🥸