Dork Vader

"@ShadowhunterIz , let down your raven hair!” {#ShadowhuntersRP} |Books/Show| [#Adept] [#AdeptNocturne]

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Is #Adept Batman?

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@heteronope /I DON'T WANT TO BE HUMAN ANYMORE, CAN I JUST WAKE UP TOMORROW AND BE A DOG?

I WANNA BE A DOG

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/Crying so hard right now. Why do i do this to myself?

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Let's try this out...

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@heteronope /Wait... are you... ymy kababayan?

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/SOO EXCITED TO GO TO BAGUIO

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/City of Pines, here I come!

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Yes, i propose a United nations Summit where we attempt to solve all of the world's problems by drawing wisdom from pickup lines. that outta show those communists! https://t.co/jwcjYt7Avd

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@Steleangel [Jerks up at her sudden appearance, a horrified look lingering on his face while keeping a hand clutched on his chest]

Jeez Clary! What is this all about now? You keep this up and you're going to need more than a band-aid for my damaged undead heart.

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/That means it's pretty sad how dead this place is. This place is so dead, it puts all the Vampires to shame. Like, measure up, would you?! https://t.co/ms5XK8TUSu

[~ sɪᴍᴏɴ ʟᴇᴡɪs ~ @KeymasterLewis]

·| thats saying something because we're pretty dead https://t.co/CQn1AJQKyR

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You know you're thinking of Gabe The Dog when you write "borken" instead of "broken"

My Borken Brilliance shall be deleted.

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Or all your broken pieces will break into even tinier broken pieces. https://t.co/mIiisMNt3e

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//It's deader than us. https://t.co/o6NezZPP7Y

[~ sɪᴍᴏɴ ʟᴇᴡɪs ~ @KeymasterLewis]

·| the tmi fandom is so dead it makes me wanna kms

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@WaggishErudite //Unless all of them have mains already?

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@FeroxDulcorate This requires Sherlock holmes level decoding.

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@ShadowhunterIz //I can understand that. I was sad too when mine died years ago.

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Look at these babies.

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@NimbleGlamour //What are Vixenn & Avenged's accounts?