TheRelationshipGuru

Just call me Dr. Phil

[TheRelationshipGuru @TheCrazyBF]

Call out of work, drop anything you have to do and make today a chill day. :)

[TheRelationshipGuru @TheCrazyBF]

You say it's too late to make it, but is it too late to try?

[TheRelationshipGuru @TheCrazyBF]

An apology needs to be sincere and genuine. If it's half-assed it'll get you nowhere.

[TheRelationshipGuru @TheCrazyBF]

People suck

[TheRelationshipGuru @TheCrazyBF]

How is it possible that you can love someone so much but hate them at the same time?

[TheRelationshipGuru @TheCrazyBF]

It sucks when somebody is your first priority and you're not theirs.

[TheRelationshipGuru @TheCrazyBF]

I love my girlfriend

[TheRelationshipGuru @TheCrazyBF]

In case any was wondering... #Flyers won. Fuck you Pittsburgh #phillypride

[TheRelationshipGuru @TheCrazyBF]

I can't explain #WhyILoveYou in one tweet... There's too many reasons.

[TheRelationshipGuru @TheCrazyBF]

Why do people make it so fucking hard to be in a relationship?

[TheRelationshipGuru @TheCrazyBF]

The world does NOT revolve around YOU.

[TheRelationshipGuru @TheCrazyBF]

My girlfriend said she was cold so I gave her a blanket... Now I'm in trouble bc I was supposed to know that meant lets cuddle. #crazybitch

[TheRelationshipGuru @TheCrazyBF]

#ImfromPhilly where we may not always be classy but we can make anything fun

[TheRelationshipGuru @TheCrazyBF]

#ImfromPhilly where our fans will ALWAYS be better than yours!

[TheRelationshipGuru @TheCrazyBF]

OMG Brad and Angelina are engaged......... #whogivesafuck

[TheRelationshipGuru @TheCrazyBF]

People literally make me wanna slit my throat

[TheRelationshipGuru @TheCrazyBF]

Happy Easter everyone spending the day with my beautiful girlfriend and her whole family! #shootmeplease

[TheRelationshipGuru @TheCrazyBF]

If she blows you then gives you a kiss #SheAintWifeyMaterial

[TheRelationshipGuru @TheCrazyBF]

#WhatILoveAboutTwitter is you can tweet something about someone and they won't know if it's about them or not #subtweetisthebest

[TheRelationshipGuru @TheCrazyBF]

Relationships have to be a priority, they won't survive if they keep getting put on the back-burner.