Kimberly Parker

Female ; 26 years old ; ♒Aquarius ; Single ; UNA Graduate with a degree in Business Management

[Bob @muyskerm]

Bob: I know it's a little late but today is the day; time to decorate for spooky season.

The Store: We have 5 pumpkins and 19 aisles of Christmas decorations....it's Christmas time bitch.

[Kimberly Parker @TheCrazyOne_96]

My mom ( @melissaparker321 ) and dad ( @valeres67 ) are ready to be scary! @ Sheffield, Alabama https://t.co/gCa1F9qgWj

[? @thechynnabee]

if I ever say "THAT'S TOO DAYUM BAD" just know i'm referring to this and nothing less.

[Kimberly Parker @TheCrazyOne_96]

@claresiobhan GOD: the ones who started it all and the ones who SAVED THE WORLD
GREAT: the ones who raised other peoples kids (adopted or otherwise)
GOOD: the ones who raised their kids alone and the one who stayed home to help with the farm

[Kimberly Parker @TheCrazyOne_96]

@markiplier "Well, hi!"

[Kimberly Parker @TheCrazyOne_96]

Drinking hot chocolate cause I'm #WorthIt!

[Kimberly Parker @TheCrazyOne_96]

Guess it's time to get that pixie cut I'vebeen thinking about! #HibachiSushiBuffet #Fortune @ Hibachi Sushi Buffet https://t.co/7hYgKPyHE7

[Kimberly Parker @TheCrazyOne_96]

#PokémonGo has #Pikachu dressing up as #Mimikyu even though Mimikyu's outfit is meant to look like Pikachu... the disrespect is REAL!!! #NotMyMimikyu #GotMyHopesUp #ThoughtIWasGettingMyFavoritePokémon @ Florence,… https://t.co/vtBE0N4LEA

[Kimberly Parker @TheCrazyOne_96]

Did some #PumpkinCarving with @Mparker321 valeres67 notthomasparker and Holli. This is last year's #HalloweenPumpkin vs. this year's. I'd say there was some improvement... 😈🎃 #BatSymbol #JackTheDripper @ Town Creek,… https://t.co/EBtTOZ8wUE

[Kimberly Parker @TheCrazyOne_96]

This is the BIG 'OL POT of #gumbo that valeres67 and I just made! #ItsGonnaBeGood @ Town Creek, Alabama https://t.co/vx50EyDfiO

[Kimberly Parker @TheCrazyOne_96]

@claresiobhan Emma was my fav remake. She looks so stinkin' CUTE!!!

Please remake Teen Jessie, Child and Teen Emma, and Child and Teen Emily!!!

[Kimberly Parker @TheCrazyOne_96]

This is what happens when valeres67 loves his food... it loves him back! #MexicanFood #SofiasCantina @ Sofia's Cantina Mexican Restaurant https://t.co/79j4qOQrMY

[Kimberly Parker @TheCrazyOne_96]

Put up some Halloween/Autumn decorations with @Mparker321 #HalloweenBears #PumpkinBros #BooBear https://t.co/l83wa8F2L8

[Kimberly Parker @TheCrazyOne_96]

@Mparker321 @brendonurie Priceless...

[Kimberly Parker @TheCrazyOne_96]

PART 1

Last night, I had a dream that my mom (@Mparker321) and I were traveling around in an RV, and to make some extra cash and some extra room in the RV, she sold Nugget (my cat) to @brendonurie.

[Kimberly Parker @TheCrazyOne_96]

PART 2

Well... I WAS NOT OK WITH THAT, so I snuck into @brendonurie's house and stole Nugget back. By the end of the dream, @brendonurie and I are arch nemeses and I'm on the run from the law.

I hope Nugget knows just how much I love him!!!

[Kimberly Parker @TheCrazyOne_96]

@claresiobhan Are there any more juicy Sims Series Secrets that you didn't mention in the video? #SpillTheTea

[Kimberly Parker @TheCrazyOne_96]

@Mparker321 and I present to you #Buzz (on the left) and #TallBoi (on the right). #Gnomes #NoSew #ArtsAndCrafts @ Town Creek, Alabama https://t.co/Bj5UXW9Xa2

[ethan @ethannestor]

Me trying to avoid conflict at all times