Cody

Cherry blossoms are cool

[maddie @madsssagascar]

if someone ran a marathon and someone else drove 26 miles i wouldnt congratulate the driver just because he ended up at the destination

[Josh Butler @JoshButler]

[Liberals lose a seat the Coalition has held since 1949, combined Coalition vote in previously safe seat collapses to 22%, party sinks further into existential threat]

wow bad night for The Left!

[Aaron Smith @aaronsmith]

"He fought for us."

A civil court found he machine-gunned an unarmed man with a prosthetic leg.

The party that printed this sign is funded by Gina Rinehart, and led by Pauline Hanson who knowingly hired a convicted rapist.

There is no bottom.

[AFL Memes @MemesAFL]

Liam Ryan slots the goal then daps up the young Crows fan who was trash talking him #AFLCrowsSaints

[ShiannonCorcoran💉x4 @shiannonc.bsky.social @ShiannonC]

From “I F*cking Love Australia” on Facebook:

“Karl Stefanovic sniffed a bottle of oil on national television this week and called it liquid gold.

I did the maths he refused to do.

That bottle represents a field producing 200 barrels a day. For the folks paying attention, Crisafulli's Sea Of Oil Is Smaller Than The Caltex On Parramatta Road.

Australia burns through 1.15 million barrels every single day.

That is 0.017% of our daily need. That is one suburban petrol station. That is what $500 million in exploration spending has produced.

Oh and it's not even crude oil. It's condensate. Which is the wrong product for the diesel shortage we're actually having.

There is no certified reserve estimate. Geoscience Australia hasn't assessed it. The fast-track approval pathway Crisafulli is demanding legally excludes the oil industry. And he hasn't even signed the bilateral agreement that would actually speed things up.

This is not a fuel security strategy.

This is an election strategy with a hard hat on it.

Full breakdown, every number, every fact, everything these two didn't want you to know, link in the comments.

https://t.co/I3pspALIyS

[Kenny Devine @TheKennyDevine]

Hi @PaulineHansonOz
You said the Sean Black story is from "a year ago". It's being going on much longer than that. It was first reported in the media in 2019. That's when I first tweeted PHON's resident intergalactic pencil-topper, @MRobertsQLD, about it.

And I've done so regularly since. I've included a small selection of those tweets below.

Sean Black remained employed by One Nation after being charged with rape. And then re-employed by One Nation almost immediately after being freed from prison.

Ignoring things doesn't make them go away, Pauline.

Kenny x

[Joe Kent @joekent16jan19]

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today.

I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby.

It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC.

May God bless America.

[goma @soigomaa]

Oh we're well aware

[Zero Tolerance Policy @ThoughtCrimes80]

Why aren’t people having children?

“Animals don't breed in captivity.”

[Kopoholic @TheKopoholic]

Jamie Carragher:

“I think Ekitike is a better player than Torres. He may not get as many goals, but Torres was made by Gerrard at Liverpool. Ekitike wont rely on Wirtz as much, but, if the combination keeps going, he could get the goals Torres got.”

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

its clear to me that the goal here is to keep escalating until something gives and people push back. and then use that as a means to implement martial law and engage in mass repression. Minnesota is a testing ground.

[Federal Reserve @federalreserve]

Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell: https://t.co/5dfrkByGyX

[Clinton Desveaux @ClintonDesveaux]

A Message to Americans

The United States is, unfortunately, not coming back from this. ICE is killing, assaulting, arresting, and even deporting its own American-born citizens; including combat veterans. The country has walked away from Taiwan, is once again attempting to steal Greenland, blames Ukraine for defending itself against Russia, and is trying to crush Canada through tariffs into becoming the 51st state.

It's over - and I say that with deep sadness, not any sense of glee. When Trump eventually leaves, JD Vance - another genuine psychopath - will take over.

I'm inviting all engineers, scientists, artists, medical professionals, businesspeople, and tradespeople who feel unsafe to immediately apply for Canadian citizenship. You will be safe in Canada.

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

this was a generational reading like he ate him up so bad here i’m sorry LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[Quokka 🏳️‍🌈 @Q2Quokka]

Former Australian PM Paul Keating on American society

[✨HungryBaldAshbamaOssoff✨ @AshariExpresses]

Y’all called her a warmonger, liar, & all types of stuff, only for her to be right about everything. Much like Hillary Clinton.

It’s 2016 all over again, but worse.

[Eng 🐧 @p_eng_uin]

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
― George Orwell, 1984

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Trump: We’ll get those political prisoners released in Venezuela, but first, oil!

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Spot the difference: Iraq vs. Venezuela