The Crypto Donkey

Got seed words hidden in the stable? More secure than your bank and that's no fable...

[The Crypto Donkey @TheCryptoDonkey]

Checkout my new game - https://t.co/KhSK7QL0RJ

[⚓️ Bitcoin & Liberty - MallorcaBlockchainDays @MallorcaBCDays]

The fiat storm is raging… but a different horizon is calling.
July 9–12 in Mallorca, the most intentional Bitcoin gathering in Europe returns: Mallorca Blockchain Days VIII.
No giant halls. No badge scanners. No shitcoin spam.
Just ~100 hand-picked people, raw conversations, dinners with the speakers, Mediterranean freedom, and a legendary catamaran day that turns strangers into lifelong allies.
If you understand what Bitcoin really stands for: sovereignty, sound money, human liberty - this is your tribe. Tickets are deliberately limited.

👉 Grab yours now: https://t.co/w46ZvWE64r

[600 000 000 000 @600billions]

@600billions (and of course Wu-Tang!👐) is for the children! 🧡

[mtoshi 🧑🏻‍⚕️suffering from 21ism 🩻😷 - disease? @mtoshi21er]

Yo... @600billions
You asked for it ... 🪄
THERE IT IS...
This Afterparty of Day 1 @BTCPrague
was not to miss!
Many good bands, DJs
and there was CAKE before you BAKE 💨🎂
Thx @Nind and all the rest of the team for this awesome night out ✌🏼🤞🏼

[The Crypto Donkey @TheCryptoDonkey]

If anyone is interested in the freedom tech I’m building and you’re at @BTCPrague give me a shout and we can chat

[600 000 000 000 @600billions]

Remember, the 11 June signal is carried by:

600bn
2140Music / 2140ART_
New Music Nudge Unit
LNBits
Satsback
BitFest
PepeVault / PEPEX Prague

Music. Art. Lightning. Sats. Frogs. Graffiti. Memes.

Prague is not an afterparty.

It is the convergence point. 🟠

[The Crypto Donkey @TheCryptoDonkey]

@BTCPrague tickets available here -> https://t.co/nbusDCEPJK

[The Crypto Donkey @TheCryptoDonkey]

Are you going to @BTCPrague this year? Checkout the special $600,000,000,000 level of my next game Pallasite - https://t.co/Echzjb8XBz and get yourself a ticket for what is going to be an awesome party!

[The Crypto Donkey @TheCryptoDonkey]

@BorisJohnson Er, so nothing to do with Bitcoin, it’s a classic pig butchering scam - investments, romance. A better article would have been how to avoid these scams, never pay ‘fees’ to release crypto profits you see on a fancy website etc

[The Crypto Donkey @TheCryptoDonkey]

First joke's free. After that, 21 sats. No signup, no API key - just Lightning. https://t.co/YU9lVYnqJx

[The Crypto Donkey @TheCryptoDonkey]

https://t.co/BqsfgTr6Vd

[The Crypto Donkey @TheCryptoDonkey]

https://t.co/bWvtLhM9V5

[The Crypto Donkey @TheCryptoDonkey]

Just shipped geohash-kit - a modern TypeScript geohash toolkit.

- Zero dependencies
- Encode, decode, distance, neighbours
- Smart polygon coverage (multi-precision, not brute-force)
- g-tag ladders & location-based REQ filters
- 736 tests, input validation on every API

Drop-in replacement for ngeohash, but built for 2026!

https://t.co/KElZ78sYDV

You can try it out here : https://t.co/jbt7E1s1x6

[The Crypto Donkey @TheCryptoDonkey]

Boom, another subscription cancelled. No need for stock analysis :-)

[The Crypto Donkey @TheCryptoDonkey]

https://t.co/DSDPYVswWR

[The Crypto Donkey @TheCryptoDonkey]

@LawrenceLepard is a gentleman and a legend

[BRITISH HODL ❤️‍🔥🐂❤️‍🔥 @BritishHodl]

The ONLY Bitcoin AND Gold/Silver investor I respect is @LawrenceLepard - message of holding both has stayed consistent.

Everyone else is a trans-Bitcoiner who spent years telling you that Bitcoin was the best and that "they understood".

Then as if by MAGIC discovered hidden long lost bags of Gold & Silver as the price started pumping after 20 years, proving themselves to be LIARS or DUMBASSES - no in-between.

[The Crypto Donkey @TheCryptoDonkey]

@ProtonMail @ProtonPrivacy - this would be such a cool feature!

[Ben Arc 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿✊⚡️ @arcbtc]

Dear @ProtonMail, please add support to use an email address as a Nostr NIP-05 identifier.
It would be trivial to implement, resource light, and a cool extra product in the toolkit 🙏
Also great marketing for you, a bunch of (at)pm nyms on nostr🔥

[The Crypto Donkey @TheCryptoDonkey]

https://t.co/LL6ksXY7Vm

[Lawrence Lepard, "fix the money, fix the world" @LawrenceLepard]

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