El Jefe

My superpower is being able to pee standing up.

[El Jefe @TheCubones]

You wanna know where I stand on the political spectrum? I voted myself for President.

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@KeyanCarlile I ended up answering one of these calls, got a person, and uttered the foulest thing that immediately came to mind. Haven't gotten called since.

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@NiGHTS_into_zzz @factpostnews To be fair, a lot of Trumpers at this point have more in common with Nazis than any good American patriot should.

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@AlexBerenson It's not like there's a form to inform them of this so your mom doesn't pay more than she has to. Nope. Not a one.

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@nypost Saved you a click.

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@joelassouline @nypost They're following state law by releasing this information. New York Shitpost is at it again.

[Dark Deity 3 💎 Just Announced! @DarkDeityGame]

Giveaway time!

Too busy with the newborn to put real marketing together so retweet this and follow and I'll come back in a few days and give someone who did a Steam key for Dark Deity 2!

Also wishlist Dark Deity 3 if you like Strategy RPGs from tiny teams!

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@Elepitts1997 @AnneHerzberg14 @atrupar I see a picture, but no endorsement. Lemme know how many times he shows up in the Piker Files.

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@AnneHerzberg14 @atrupar He was 9.

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@Miusalazin @pubity You have some sick fantasies.

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@Cashloren @Acyn We're not being forced to use these stores. He's not closing privately-owned supermarkets. It's cheap goods for poor people in just 5 stores across the city.

Are you the Time Chamber from Dragon Ball Z? Because this is Hyperbolic as fuck, my guy.

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@shoegze22 @Flames4rte @seafoamstrat90 @correyallen2 @MarlonEttinger Point is it's not the only one, just the most used. Spanish, French, German, And DOZENS more are languages from various white cultures, with their own histories. To lump them all together muddies those many distinctions in a manner I find insulting, as one with Spanish ancestry.

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@Flames4rte @seafoamstrat90 @correyallen2 @MarlonEttinger English, not White.

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@Destroyer2208 @ChristiansSTDT He has an image, and made man and woman in that image. That image would necessarily be hermaphroditic. If there's 5000 women in a room and one man, I'm calling them "ellas y el hombre". Hail @s8n

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@Destroyer2208 @ChristiansSTDT You worship a hermaphrodite

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@sheriffbell82 @SenatorWarnock I can't trust a man who thinks that beef tallow is nutritious to be in any position of power over public health.

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@PoliticoKen @_sn_n If God made man and woman in his own image, he's a hermaphrodite.

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@Nicowunt @Sheheje642967 @VorosTwins 🖕

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

Da pushy!

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@JellyBeanwnkq @brianpeery73 @GuntherEagleman @NYCMayor Boo fucking hoo, the rich have to pay slightly more. As if it'll even have an impact on their lives. If you don't like it, sell to someone who'll actually use the property.

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@SBelleofAL @nytimes @jessesingal What of his voters who live in those states? Are you just that blindly spiteful?