Alfalfa

Meet me at elysium

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@stephanhoward2 @ISARXCKSTXR what does this even mean

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@pinkpslawyer @ysabelleangeli Society made me this way 🤡

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@locksnite FOUR tweets in a row are about straight sex im disturbed

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Anne Hathaway references the infamous Minecraft meme Verity in a new promo for her film ‘VERITY’.

In theaters on October 2.

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@pinkpslawyer @ysabelleangeli Bb nobody believes that.

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@pinkpslawyer Me every 2 months:

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@jayjayrayyyy Don't put that damn emoji in my notification box 🚬got

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@marioseternall My GOAT

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@tofuafficionado @flvtt3rsshy Have you tasted chicken'? fuck yes

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@HMHASAOTD At least the talented one is british....

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@_vextertity @sparkletax I think jotaro could lowkey, he was gonna win if he wasn't the GOAT and decided his daughter was worth more

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“jolyne is the worst jojo bc she lost”

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@tastykacey14 When have u ever met a turkish person they could be from the moon for all I know

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@bloodylikeab0dy Why is that actual ghoul being allowed anywhere near the vmas

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@ahmedxjean You need psychological help then bcs why is that your first thought

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@ulqion He don't got internet