To this day I can't believe I found this deep within an archive somewhere on an abandoned server. I genuinely hope Dirk is OK with this being public, because this in my mind is maybe the most beautiful, fulfilling footage a Mavs fan can ever watch.
https://t.co/B43B775H39
The reason why this bit works is the long buildup. The premise/setup is the most important part of any bit/joke. Why most “edgy” comedy fails today isn’t offensive punchlines, it’s the lack of buildup to earn the offense. An Austin comic would just do the accent without context.
We tried a few but they weren't very well designed. I want to see the bubble get outside to the edge. instead we ran it right into a wall in the defense
We tried a few but they weren't very well designed. I want to see the bubble get outside to the edge. instead we ran it right into a wall in the defense
Inside an ICE facility, women talked about the 911 calls that landed them there — from men who had beat them, choked them, threatened deportation.
“I had suffered from domestic violence,” one woman said. “But the one who ended up in trouble was me.”
https://t.co/LHJCNfG52o
#Cowboys Say what you want, but I wouldn’t mind seeing a little more fire from the Cowboys’ coaching staff. Maybe I’m speaking for myself, but show us that frustration sometimes!!!
Ken Dorsey was HEATED after this Bills loss 😂 I think Dallas should at least give him another shot at calling plays, this time from the booth.
Let Schotty focus on managing the entire team. At least we know Dorsey hates losing… and that tablet better be ready if things go sideways! 😂
Cut nine days ago, the Eagles wanted veteran QB Andy Dalton to return. He declined, and he'll be signing with another team as soon as tomorrow. https://t.co/DU8dRc4qa9
#Cowboys I'm not about crying all season we are looking for solutions indeed!!! Great point by @Cowboys_FanTalk. Maybe it’s just too much for Brian Schottenheimer to manage. Let Ken Dorsey call the plays from the booth!!!
The police shooting that killed 1-year-old Kohen Wiley as he sat in his mother’s lap in a Walmart parking lot in Senatobia, Miss., in June “was justified,” Mississippi attorney general’s office announced https://t.co/YZUVstINEA
Well with Jalen Hurts playing in London vs Jags on no sleep, blood clots in his lungs, this story about Howie Roseman hazing Lane Johnson into playing a game in London vs the Jags has NEVER been more relevant
Lane Johnson retired shortly before the Eagles trip to London.